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Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

senpai, Sora’s senpai, old hag debut, debut age, Soras

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

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OofCraft: It’s all over for me in this Minecraft server /a/

embracing change, personal growth, OofCraft, cute lolis, old age

Are you tired of feeling old and outdated while still being a newfag? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where age is just a number and cuteness reigns supreme!

On our server, you’ll be surrounded by adorable lolis who will steal your heart and make you forget all about your receding hairline. Instead of wanting to have your way with them, you’ll find yourself wanting to hug and care for them like never before. It’s a magical transformation that only our server can provide.

So why wait to die in your sleep when you can join our server and embrace the cuteness overload? Say goodbye to feeling old and hello to a whole new level of lolz on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the age-defying fun begin!

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Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server

Chronic illness, inflammatory bowel disease, Predict, FlareUp, detector

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

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Solarion SMP

Projects, Diverse, Events, Interactive, Vanilla

Season 5 Overview

Start Date 1/10/25

Player Count 45 players for launch

Community 18+

Server Location AZ, US (players from around the globe)

FAQ

Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?

Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.

Question: Is there any moderation on language?

Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.

Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.

Discord Link

Join Solarion SMP Discord

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Lost Girls Realm 1.20.5

Anime, Tropes, Strong Women, Female Protagonists, empowerment

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like where all the best girls go to hang out and build epic stuff, but then they always end up losing for some reason. But hey, that just makes it more exciting, right? Plus, the pigs on this server wear top hats and dance the cha-cha, like what even is reality anymore? So if you wanna experience the ultimate mix of girl power and piggy shenanigans, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!

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RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

product, player, high price, christmas, record player

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

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InLawDinnerDrama

rude behavior, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, family dynamics, mealtime etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

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PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

game design, Gaming, virtual world, strategy, Challenges

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

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FakeRichPlayer69

FakeRichPlayer69

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

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Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

sanctions, international relations, pixelated, united states, economic sanctions

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

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Start Date	1/10/25
Player Count	45 players for launch
Community	18+
Server Location	AZ, US (players from around the globe)

Old Age

Season 5 Overview

FAQ

Discord Link