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  • AgeCraft: Forever Young

    AgeCraft: Forever Young
    are you tired of being judged by your age on other servers? come join us where age is just a number and everyone is a potato! yes, you heard right, a potato! we have a secret potato cult where we sacrifice creepers for the glory of the potato god.

    our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of endless cake and ice cream.

    if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. but beware, there is a curse that turns your skin into a giant pickle if you break the rules.

    so come join us and let your inner potato shine! who needs age when you can be a potato?

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  • SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server

    SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server
    so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!

    join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!

    come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mom’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, drugs (just kidding, it’s all virtual!), and dysfunctional family dynamics.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera plotline. From custody battles to prison stints, our players have seen it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you need to take a break from the chaos and hang out with your virtual dogs.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of dealing with a mom who’s always one step away from calling it quits, while also building epic structures and battling mobs? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, just like real life (but with creepers instead of crackheads). So come on, join us and let the drama unfold!

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  • MomCraft: No Support Edition

    MomCraft: No Support Edition
    Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

    On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

    Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

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  • GrannyCraft: Slow-Mo Horror

    GrannyCraft: Slow-Mo Horror
    join dis server if u wanna escape da slow-motion horror movie of gettin old!! our server is like a magical fountain of youth where u can build ur own world and never age a day!! u can be forever young and full of swag!! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come join us and never grow old again!! 🦄🐷💫🌈

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  • BoomerCraft: Live Fast, Die Young

    BoomerCraft: Live Fast, Die Young
    so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?

    also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

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