Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.
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Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP
aging, COMEBACK, confusion, dronies, Fame, fanbase, former celebrity, has been, idk, Irrelevant, irrelevant celebrity, jim, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old age, Outdated, past glory, retired, smp, Super, super old, want him back
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BoomerCraft: Fear of Gray Hairs
aging, BoomerCraft, caregiving responsibilities, death, dementia, dependence, existential crisis, fear, financial insecurity, Gray, Hairs, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loss of independence, medical expenses, Memory Loss, mortality, old age, physical limitations, Retirement, wrinkles
Are you tired of aging like a wrinkly raisin in the sun? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the Fountain of Youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and watch as your character defies the laws of time and stays forever young in the blocky world. No need for anti-aging creams or potions, just log on and let the magic happen!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their feathered festivities and boogie down like never before. Who knew chickens had such killer dance moves?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest miner in all the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen! Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!
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AgeCraft: Forever Young
“Youth, age, age is just a number, AgeCraft, aging gracefully, defying expectations, embracing aging, Happiness, mental attitude, mindset, old age, Perception, positive thinking, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal norms, staying young at heart, Stereotypes, young, youthful appearance
are you tired of being judged by your age on other servers? come join us where age is just a number and everyone is a potato! yes, you heard right, a potato! we have a secret potato cult where we sacrifice creepers for the glory of the potato god.our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of endless cake and ice cream.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. but beware, there is a curse that turns your skin into a giant pickle if you break the rules.
so come join us and let your inner potato shine! who needs age when you can be a potato?
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SpineCraft: Memory Boost Server
aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boost, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, dendritic spine, Elderly, head diameter, Memory, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, old age, Patients, Remodeling, Server, SpineCraft, Synapses, Therapy
so, like, you know how when you’re playin’ minecraft and you forget where you put your diamonds? well, on this server, we got a cure for that! our crazy scientists have discovered that the size of your dendritic spine head diameter can predict your memory in old age!join our server and we’ll hook you up with some therapy to remodel your synapses and boost your memory! forget about losin’ your stuff or gettin’ lost in the mines, we got your back!
come on down to our server and let’s get those synapses poppin’! who needs diamonds when you got a sharp memory, amirite?
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MomCare Minecraft Server
addiction, AITAH, blowing her off, Boyfriend, Connections, cosmetology license, Crackheads, Depressed, Dogs, drug possession, end it all, full schedule, Help, Jealousy, Minecraft, MomCare, neglect, old age, pain pills, Prison, Server, Support, telling mom, Unstable, won’t care
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mom’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, drugs (just kidding, it’s all virtual!), and dysfunctional family dynamics.Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera plotline. From custody battles to prison stints, our players have seen it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you need to take a break from the chaos and hang out with your virtual dogs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of dealing with a mom who’s always one step away from calling it quits, while also building epic structures and battling mobs? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, just like real life (but with creepers instead of crackheads). So come on, join us and let the drama unfold!
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MomCraft: No Support Edition
career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations
Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.
Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?
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GrannyCraft: Slow-Mo Horror
acceptance, acceptance of death, aging, aging process, craving independence, Credits, death, dignity, fear of aging, gradual loss, GrannyCraft, Horror, horror movie, horror of aging, INDEPENDENCE, loss of dignity, loss of independence, mortality, old age, Release, slow motion, slowmo, sweet release
join dis server if u wanna escape da slow-motion horror movie of gettin old!! our server is like a magical fountain of youth where u can build ur own world and never age a day!! u can be forever young and full of swag!! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come join us and never grow old again!! 🦄🐷💫🌈
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BoomerCraft: Live Fast, Die Young
advanced directives, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, BoomerCraft, death acceptance, Decision making, Die, Elderly, end of life, end of life care, Fast, geriatrics, health care, life choices, life extension, Live, Long Term Care, mortality, old age, palliative care, Preferences, quality of life, senior citizens, youngso, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
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Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!
anti-neet, basic needs, blocks, Crafty, CREEPERS, economic struggle, feeding oneself, financial burden, Financial Security, government policy, grocery store, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare system, Home ownership, jewish scheme, Life, NEET, old age, Retirement, social welfare, universal healthcare, workWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.
Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
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Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
age, blocks, blush, debut, debut age, Hag, madness, Minecraft, old age, old hag, old hag debut, senpai, Server, Sora’s senpai, Soras, too oldAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!
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LOLZCRAFT: Archduke Franz Ferdinand’s Last Stand
1914, Archduke, Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Assassination, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Austria-Hungary, european conflict, Ferdinands, Franz, Gavrilo Princip, heir to the throne, historical event, History, inb4source, June 28, LOLzCraft, long trail event., political turmoil, Sarajevo, Serbia, Shot, Stand, trigger event, World War IAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on the challenge of finding the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious tacos and the creepers explode into confetti.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Classic Skyblock: Where even the sky struggles with social distancing! Latest update: 1.20.6
1.20.6, admin shops, Casual, classic, competitive, complex, Crates, DISTANCING, gamemode, golden era, guis, HACKING, islanders, Items, Kits, LATEST, Minecraft, pay to win, Ranks, Rustic, Server, SKY, Skyblock, smp, Social, Spam, Struggles, Successor, Tribute, tutorials, update, WastelandServer Overview
Server Name BOUNTYCRAFT CLASSIC-STYLE SKYBLOCK Started 05/14 Versions 1.20.4 to 1.20.6 IP Address 135.148.124.185
Server Features
Many years ago, skyblock was the number one gamemode in minecraft. Now, it’s a wasteland. The few servers left are overly complex…
Bountycraft fixes this. This is a classic-style skyblock server. Based largely on my experience playing Skyblock as a little kid a decade ago…
Server Rules
RULES -> No hacking, cheating, exploits, hateful language, bullying, toxicity…
NOTES -> You cannot buy ANYTHING at spawn or an adminshop…
FAQ
Question Answer Can I buy items at spawn? No, all items must be obtained by players themselves or through player-run shops. Are mending enchants and Netherite upgrades allowed? No, these features are blocked to maintain classic-style gameplay. Is PvP enabled on the server? PvP is off by default, but players can toggle it on/off for island PvP. What versions of Minecraft are supported? The server supports Java 1.20.4-1.20.6 clients.
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Blocky Battle Royale
action, Anime, battle, blocky, Characters, Competition, Defeat, dump, Entertainment, Fighting, INTENSE, Kengan Omega, Manga, Martial Arts, Plot, power, Royale.., Sequel, Storyline, strength, Suspenseful, Thrilling, Tournament, Victory
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a literal dump…literally! We have transformed a giant garbage dump into a Minecraft world filled with trash mobs, garbage-themed builds, and even a landfill dungeon to explore.Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of mutant rats and toxic waste zombies. Build your base out of old tires and broken appliances, or challenge yourself to survive in the radioactive wasteland biome.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the Trash Olympics, where players compete in garbage-themed mini-games for epic loot. And don’t forget about our weekly Trash Talk Tuesdays, where players can battle it out in PvP arenas made entirely of trash blocks.
So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that’s as ridiculous as it is fun, come join us at our dump-themed server. Just be sure to watch out for the giant mutant seagulls…they’re not friendly.
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Blocky Legends: Crafting Chaos with /axg/ – Apex Legends General
477172413, Apex, APEX LEGENDS, Apex Legends Status, axg, battle royale, blocky, Chaos, Crafting, Current map, DEATHbox edition, ea, Gaming, general, Legends, multiplayer, News, online gaming, respawn, Shooter, steam community, steam group, twitter, Updates, VGAXG, WidgetsAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will really test your skills and keep you on your toes? Look no further than our DEATHbox edition server!Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and non-stop action. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you forget about all those other boring servers out there.
We have custom maps that will blow your mind, updates that will keep you coming back for more, and a Steam group that is basically a cult at this point.
So why join our server? Because where else can you battle it out with other players in a virtual world that will make you question your sanity? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. But hey, who needs sleep when you’re having this much fun, right?
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CatCraft Survival (Java & Bedrock)
117server, 120server, activities, Adventure, bedrock, cat, CatCraft, Cats, Community, compatibility, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Grief Protection, java, Landclaim, Landclaiming, market, Minecraft, Nogrief, Nogriefing, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, tree chopping, Updates, Vanilla, veinmining, worldwide
Embark on an unforgettable journey in CatCraft, an immersive and feature-rich Minecraft Survival SMP designed for players seeking the perfect blend of excitement and simplicity. Join our welcoming community, where seasoned and new players come together to explore, learn, and thrive in a vibrant world brimming with endless possibilities!✨ Unleash Your Creativity in CatCraft – Here’s What Awaits You: ✨
🌍 Explore the Expansive Realms: Dive into our ever-expanding, never-resetting Overworld, including the newly launched Green Realm teeming with untold adventures!
🌳 Instant Tree Chopping & Veinmining Support: Enjoy seamless resource gathering with our efficient tree chopping and veinmining addition – perfect for builders and miners alike!
💎 Diamond Economy: Shape CatCraft’s economy with our community driven diamond-based economy and bustling Market, packed with unique player-owned shops.
🔥 Latest Minecraft Version (1.20.1): Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates, enhancing your gameplay with fresh content and endless exploration.
🎮 Java & Bedrock Compatibility: Play on your preferred platform, as our server fully supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
🌐 Worldwide Community & Staff: Connect with friendly players and supportive staff from various time zones, ensuring a vibrant and helpful community around the clock.
🛡️ Grief Protection & Smooth Performance: Experience uninterrupted fun with our powerful servers, top-notch grief protection, and lag-free gameplay.
🎉 Regular Events & Activities: Participate in engaging events and activities curated by our dedicated staff, keeping the CatCraft experience fresh and entertaining.
Join CatCraft today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Adventure awaits – are you ready to answer the call? 🌟
pm.catcraft.net
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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!
Application Process, brooms, Characters, CLOSET, Community, Conflict, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, History, Interaction, Janitors, Lore, Mops, Nations, Pickaxes, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server Experience, smp, Swords, Towns, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding
Minecraft Server Overview
Main Goal Fun worldbuilding via roleplay, nations, and conflict Community Friendly community accepting of all Events In-game community events Application Process Simple application to filter out wrong-doers FAQ
1. How can I join the server?
To join the server, you need to go through an application process. Simply talk about your plans for interaction and any lore you have in mind and read the rules.
2. What is the main focus of the server?
The main focus is fun worldbuilding through roleplay, nations, and conflict. Players create deep connections between nations and characters, interact with others, and develop their own stories.
3. Are there community events on the server?
Yes, there are in-game community events that everyone can participate in and enjoy.
4. Is the community welcoming to all players?
Yes, the community is accepting of all peoples, except for those who do not follow the rules or are mean-spirited.
5. Where can I find more information about the server?
You can join the Janitor’s Closet Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/W2HDCptfjb
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Log Fag’s Pumpkin Smash
1. log fag, 10. success, 11. rock, 12. alternative, 13. iconic, 14. musician, 15. career, 16. achievement, 17. popular, 18. hit song, 19. chart topper, 2. smashing pumpkins, 20. congratulations, 3. realization, 4. surprise, 5. music, 6. band, 7. discovery, 8. celebrity, 9. fame, Fags, log, Pumpkin, SMASH
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the log fag from Smashing Pumpkins is a regular player! That’s right, you can mine diamonds with a rock legend by your side.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Enderman. Dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes, because on our server, anything is possible.
So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a log fag.
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MineCrafty Mics
100 euros, audio interface, better options, Calls, desk mics, microphones, Mics, minecrafty, pic related, usb, video creationAre you tired of sounding like a potato on your calls and videos? Join our Minecraft server and upgrade to our exclusive Diamond Desk Mic for only 100 euros! This mic will make you sound like a professional Minecraft streamer, even if you’re just yelling at creepers in your mom’s basement. Plus, it’s USB so you don’t have to worry about spending extra money on an audio interface. Trust us, once you start using our Diamond Desk Mic, you’ll never go back to sounding like a noob again!
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Welcome to Mystmoor: Where Cheaters Never Prosper and Creepers Refer to Themselves in Third Person
Builds, Cheaters, cherish, classic, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Essence, Experience, Friendly, gameplay, Help, Join, Journey, master builder, Mystmoor, Overworld, person, Prosper, Refer, smp, Staff, Vanilla, WebsiteMystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Features Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win. – We’re currently hosting a building competition that ends this Saturday – compete for the prestigious title of Master Builder!
Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!
Follow us on Instagram for updates.
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? First, join our Discord and follow the instructions on the website to apply for whitelist. Is there a minimum age requirement? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules and guidelines. Are mods or cheats allowed? No, we have strict measures against cheating and mods that give unfair advantages. Can I participate in the building competition? Yes, all members are eligible to join the competition and showcase their building skills. Is there a limit on how many players can join? We have a limited whitelist to maintain a close-knit community, but we do periodically review and add new members.
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Crafty Chaos
Accountability, Chaos, citizenship, controversy, Country, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Ethics, Existence, Global Issues, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, legitimacy, Politics, power dynamics, questions, society, SOVEREIGNTY, world affairs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild, untamed country where anything goes!Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombies by throwing potatoes at them.
So why is this country allowed to exist? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!