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CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Crops Grown:	6714
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Country Minecraft SMP Happens

Community, Country, cultural events, culture, current affairs, Economy, Events, Government, Happenings, Lifestyle, local ], local happenings, Minecraft, national events, News, Politics, regional news, smp, Social Issues, society, Traditions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a reality TV show on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and madness that can only happen in your country!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

attraction, beauty, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, emotions, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, perspective, PLATONIC, relationship boundaries, romantic interest, Support, Trust, Understanding, Universe, validation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Votes:	3539	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit! Join us for a wild ride full of drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of a guy caught between his best friend and his girlfriend.

On our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions, just like our protagonist in this tale. Will you choose loyalty to your long-time friend, or will you prioritize your romantic relationship? The choice is yours, and the consequences are sure to be hilarious.

But that’s not all – our server is also filled with epic adventures, amazing builds, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama and excitement of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as outrageous as this one!

ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

absent parent, bad parenting, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, Failure, lack of boundaries, lack of consistency, lack of discipline, lack of involvement, lack of love, lack of role model, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting mistakes, ParentingFailz, poor communication, poor decision making, signs of failure, smp, troubled children, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8507
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

bad decision, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, Buying, disappointing buy, financial mistake, foolish purchase, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, impulse buy, mistake, money wasted, poor choice, Purchase, regret, RegretCraft, regretful spending, regrettable purchase, remorseful purchase, unwise spending, wasted money

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	9654
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

CraftyCommiesNKraftyKoreans

arms control, CraftyCommiesNKraftyKoreans, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, east asia, Foreign Minister, global politics, illegal arms trade, illicit activities, international relations, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, regional stability, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, security council, south korea, united nations, weapons proliferation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	100	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.

oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.

also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.

so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.

Convict Network: Where breaking blocks gets you a life sentence. Join us now in version 1.20.4 on the Whitelist server!

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, blocks, BREAKING, Communication, Community, Convict, Development, Discord, Enjoyable, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, Insights, Join, Launch, Life, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Sentence, Server, Smooth, sneak peeks, Store, Updates, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Server Information
Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Discord: https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork – For sneak peeks, updates and player feedback Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is the server IP?: The server IP is play.convictnetwork.com
What version is the server on?: The server is currently on version 1.20.4
What gamemode does the server offer?: The server offers the Skyblock gamemode
How can I join the server?: You can join by connecting to play.convictnetwork.com in Minecraft
How can I provide feedback to the server?: You can join the Network Discord at https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork to provide feedback

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BIAS, Breitbart, Christianity, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, debate, discuss, FAITH, Holycraft, Jesus, Journalism, Loves.., Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, Religion, Server, social media, Truth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Runes Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself is a regular player! That’s right, he loves Breitbart discuss and he’s always down for a friendly debate while building epic structures.

Join us for the chance to team up with Jesus and take on the creepers and zombies together. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a church on the server, you’ll receive special blessings and protection from any griefers.

So come on over and experience the most divine Minecraft server around. Who knew that Jesus was such a hardcore gamer?

Big Blocky Bros Minecraft SMP

big, blocky, bros, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, Hag, indie, indie vtubers, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, smp, Swarm, Thread Music, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Uoh, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	386835	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old mainstream vtubers with thousands of viewers? Do you crave something more exclusive, more underground, more indie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP server, where we only accept players who have an average of 500 viewers or more on their streams!

Join us and mingle with the VIPs of the indie vtuber world. We’re like the cool kids’ table at lunch, but in Minecraft form. And don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers on average – we’re not sticklers for rules, just as long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube.

We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out, complete with their viewer numbers. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have a Wheel of Names to help you decide who to simp for next.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our love for indie vtubers. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

ZzzCraft SMP: Sheep Counting!

bedtime routine, calming activities, Comfortable bedding, Counting, Deep Breathing, essential oils, herbal tea, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, Sheep, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleeplessness, smp, soothing music, stress relief, warm milk, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Votes:	1342	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our server is so lit that even insomniacs can’t resist falling asleep after just a few minutes of playing. Join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, because our virtual world is so exciting that it will knock you out faster than a sleeping potion brewed by a witch! So come on, join us and experience the most epic sleep aid you’ve ever encountered in your life!

BlockyLogic: NormalButScrewed

BlockyLogic, conformity, critical thinking, culture, ethical dilemmas, Individuality, moral ambiguity, normal, NormalButScrewed, norms, perspective, Questioning, Reflection, Screwed Up, social conditioning, societal constructs, societal contradictions, societal expectations, societal issues, societal norms, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our wacky world where everything is turned upside down!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy, even the chickens wear sunglasses and ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).