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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3581 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 398 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
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