We’ve got more blocks than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is crazier than a creeper on caffeine!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.
Plus, our moderators are as cool as polar bears in sunglasses, so you know you’re in good hands.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the shenanigans begin!
Embark on epic quests to find the hidden treasure in Rome, Florida or battle fierce mobs in Athens, Georgia. Watch out for the mischievous players in Madrid, Iowa who love to prank unsuspecting newcomers. Explore the mysterious dungeons of Lisbon, Ohio or build a towering skyscraper in London, Kentucky.
But beware of the cursed lands of Dublin, Pennsylvania where players have been known to disappear without a trace. Join forces with other players in Stockholm, New Jersey to take down the evil boss mobs that roam the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in this crazy world where anything is possible and every corner holds a new adventure. Can you survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP?
Join us and experience the thrill of Arkansas taking on #16 Oklahoma State in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Or witness Baylor facing off against #11 Utah in a battle that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.
But wait, there’s more! How about Brigham Young going head to head with Southern Methodist in a clash of titans that will have you laughing, crying, and maybe even rage quitting (but hopefully not)?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun of our Minecraft SMP server. Join now and be part of the madness! Trust us, it’s more exciting than a #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State matchup in Charlotte.
Need a break from real life responsibilities like remodeling a bedroom and worrying about hospital bills? Come chill with us and build your dream world in Minecraft instead!
Our server is so lit, even your pregnant wife will be begging you to cancel your trip just to spend more time playing with us. Who needs a trip to London or a Taylor Swift concert when you can have the time of your life in our virtual world?
So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from adulting and financial worries. Plus, we promise not to stress you out like real life does. 😉
– Our server is located in the magical land of Oklahoma, where the rivers flow with diamonds and the trees are made of emeralds. Who wouldn’t want to build their Minecraft empire in such a wondrous place? – The legendary players on our server are known far and wide for their unstoppable building skills and their ability to tame even the wildest of Minecraft creatures. Join them and become a hero in your own right! – Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the Oklahoma landscape, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? – And let’s not forget about our mind-blowing events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in the adventure of a lifetime on our Oklahoma-themed Minecraft server and see why Oklahoma truly wins in the world of Minecraft!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, if you dare… 😉🐔🥓🦄🕺💎🥕🤪
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
