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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4635 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1000 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!