OJ Simpson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mines Excavated:	1579
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ores Mined:	2278	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

PixelAnime Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime, LGBTQ Representation, Minecraft, non-binary characters, PixelAnime, queer representation, Server, tranime, trans characters, trans community, trans culture, trans representation, trans visibility, Transgender, transgender anime

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Items Found:	7225	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Potions Brewed:	161
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a team of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding. You’ll never be bored here because we have a quest where you have to find a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but fluffy bunnies wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

adhd, Adult Daughter, Alimony, burner account, Chronic pain, codependency, default, divorce settlement, ex husband, ExHubbyDontKnow, Guilt, ignore, junk mail, Legal, Marriage, Minecraft, Mutual, neurodivergence, retirement benefits, self-diagnosed, Server, SPLIT, understand

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

addict girlfriend, addict step son, barely getting by, custody battle, Divorce, drug addict, financial responsibility, healthy baby, heroin, Homeless, Meth, newborn son, NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids, opioids, Pregnancy, prescription pain pills, recovering addict, recovering alcoholic, refusing, retired, social worker, Suboxone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

contemplation, death, death anxiety, death frequency, death reflection, DeathCraft, Edition, end of life, existential thoughts, facing mortality, fear of death, life and death, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality frequency, mortality mindset, mortality pondering, mortality reflection, thoughts on death, thoughts on mortality, yolo

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2187	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Jesses SMP (Vanilla)

Chatintegration, Communication, Community, Discord, fast server, Fullyvanilla, Fullyvanillasurvival, Growing, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, planet minecraft, Server, Shop, shop-owner, Shops, Simplevoicechat, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, VOICE, Voicechat

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22

A completely vanilla SMP with a fully built out spawn and a very well-made Discord server.

What makes my server unique is that unlike every other “vanilla server” out there, my server is actually vanilla. How many times have you looked around for a vanilla SMP just for you to find one that claims to be vanilla, and then you join and they have anti-grief protection or even small mods/plugins such as locked chests. Do you know how annoying this is? I hated this so much that I gave in and decided to make my own server.

Some features that my server has that is different from most servers is:

• A channel in the Discord server that links the Minecraft chat and the Discord chat to allow better communication

• A decently hard-to-get role in the Discord server called “Shop Owner” (It is much harder than what the title makes it seem, more info in the Discord)

• Completely vanilla unlike every other server that claims to be vanilla

• A fully complete Discord server that wasn’t rushed and was made by me (I’ve been making servers for almost four years)

• I give everyone several chances before getting banned and I’m not strict

• I don’t give people I know custom roles or special permissions such as operator or administrator just because I know them

• I play survival unlike almost every other server owner in which they go in creative or cheat to get stuff

• Simple Voice Chat (I still consider my server fully vanilla since voice chat is completely optional)

• Builds and shops will be at spawn which will make for a great community

• My server has 4 gigabytes of ram with a 200% cpu boost which allows fast server joining and chunk loading

This server is actively growing very fast so I hope to see some even more members from Planet Minecraft. My server is really well-thought out, has several cool features such as the Shop Owner role and chat integration, and I didn’t rush when I was making everything, so I hope you guys love everything that I spent hours creating.

Discord: discord.gg/BYT4r6ZRJX

109.230.238.222:25569

SluttyWife’sFace Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and… wait, what was that about someone’s wife? Oh, never mind, just ignore that and focus on the amazing features of our server!

Join us if you want to ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and maybe even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure (and possibly someone’s naughty fantasies, but shh, we don’t talk about that). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Items Found:	3904
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.

Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!

BeachBumCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Well, on our Minecraft server, the downside is getting attacked by killer dolphins with laser eyes! But don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly sea turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your sandcastle fortress. Plus, our beachside villas come equipped with automatic sunscreen dispensers and complimentary ice cream stands. So come join us for some fun in the sun (and occasional dolphin battles) on our beachfront paradise server!

HouthisCraft Minecraft Server

Anti-Ship Missiles, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, Houthis, HouthisCraft, intel, intelligence, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile technology, naval warfare, Report, russia, Saudi Arabia, security threat, Server, united states, weapons transfer, Yemen

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Votes:	9035
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so, like, u know that one server where u can like, build stuff and like, mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is like, totally not that. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, a group of houthis tried to like, take over the server with anti-ship missiles. it was like, so intense, but also kinda hilarious. u gotta join this server if u wanna like, experience some wild and wacky adventures. plus, we have like, the best parties and the coolest builds. so like, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LukoilLands – No Oil, No Problem!

Conflict, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, Europe, Foreign Minister, Government, Hungarian, international relations, Lukoil, LukoilLands, News, Oil, oil transit, Outrage, Politics, Problem, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Potions Brewed:	154
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2131
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

haha, so like, this server is so lit, even the Hungarian foreign minister is getting all riled up about it! like, imagine a Minecraft server so epic that it causes international drama! come join us and be part of the chaos, where even politicians can’t resist the urge to play! plus, we have this crazy story where a player built a giant Lukoil oil tanker and tried to sail it through Ukraine, but got stopped by the Hungarian foreign minister himself! it was wild, man. so come join us and be part of the madness!