🍆💦oisterwijk Minecraft Servers

CreeperCrazeMC

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

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Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	800	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	393930
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Love Letters Sent:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8170	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Potions Brewed:	131
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

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CreeperCrazeMC

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ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

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UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

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CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

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Noar Junior High School

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

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FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

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MineCraftyAdulting

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4621	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Magic Items Found:	6911
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crops Grown:	4118

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4