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KidCashNoThanks

BROKE, budgeting, dental care, dental emergency, dental expenses, dental insurance, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family finances, Family Support, financial independence, financial responsibility, Generosity, KidCashNoThanks, Parent-child relationship, personal finances, pride, sacrifice, saving money, Single dad, tight budget

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family teamwork! Just like this single dad and his generous son, we encourage our players to support each other in times of need, whether it’s fixing a tooth or building a castle.

Join us for a tooth-tastic adventure where you can earn in-game currency to help out your fellow players in need. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond toothbrush to keep those pearly whites sparkling!

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing and bonding with your virtual family. So come on in and let’s build a tooth fairy kingdom together – because in this server, we’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means borrowing a few virtual coins!

SpellFail Minecraft Server

common errors, frequently misspelled words, language difficulties, language struggles, linguistic slip-ups, Minecraft, misspelling, orthographic errors, persistent misspelling, Server, SpellFail, spelling blunders, spelling challenges, spelling difficulties, spelling errors, spelling mishaps, spelling mistakes, spelling slip-ups, spelling woes, vocabulary hurdles, word confusion, writing challenges

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your terrible spelling skills? Do you constantly misspell words like “potato” or “banana” no matter how hard you try? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace terrible spellers with open arms! Join us and revel in the glory of misspelled words galore!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who roams the land in search of the rarest potatoes to add to his collection. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Potato, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Potato King may or may not actually exist, but we like to believe he does.)

So come on down to our server and join in on the misspelled madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Potato King yourself!

PutinCraft2020

Afghanistan, bungled exit, collusion, debate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, national security, nato, political controversy, presidential debate, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!

KimJongBoomCraft

aerial footage, Conflict, Defense, defense system, east asia, explosion, geopolitical tensions, international relations, KimJongBoomCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, North Korea, Propaganda, SECURITY, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, Video

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Emeralds Found:	1804	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a missile exploding in da sky, but in Minecraft form! We got crazy explosions, epic battles, and u can even launch ur own missiles at ur enemies! It’s like North Korea vs South Korea but in blocky pixel form. Join now and be part of da madness!

CornerCrafters

AREA, CornerCrafters, Direction, emphasis, in their corner, location, long tail tags, over there, Place, pointing, Position, possessive pronouns, Repetition, specific area, specific place, spot, tags, Theyre

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crops Grown:	3332	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, the mobs do the macarena when u defeat them! not only that, but the diamonds literally rain from the sky! u want a pet dragon? sure thing, we got those too! and guess what? the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up! join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created! u won’t regret it, i promise!

WaterMC: The Land of Drowning (Not a KitPvP Server)

Community, Discord, drowning, Event, Factions, foundation, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, KitPvP, Land, Longterm, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, watermc

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

WaterMC Server Overview

Server Type	Kitpvp, Survival, OG Factions
Looking For	Staff and Long-term Members
Discord	Join Our Discord
IP Address	play.water-mc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was WaterMC created?	WaterMC was created a few days ago.
What type of staff are you looking for?	We are looking for long-term staff members to help build our community.
What can I expect from the server?	We offer kitpvp, survival, and soon OG factions gameplay.

Evangelion Re-Take 2 Minecraft Server

action, Anime, asuka, Drama, evangelion, fanfiction, Late, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, misato, NERV, Posting, Re-Take 2, Rei, retake, ROBOT, Sci Fi, Sequel, series, Server, SHINJI, Thread

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Towns Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where giant flying pigs roam the skies, where diamonds rain from the heavens, and where creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil bunnies, or explore the mystical realm of the Nether where you can challenge the Pigmen to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure emerald. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly epic and absurd Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

TransLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, compassion, DATING, Diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Kindness, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, non-binary, open-minded, relationships, Romantic, self-acceptance, Server, supportive, tolerance, trans rights, Transgender, TransLove, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Votes:	2389	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find a cute trans girl who is not only sweet and loving but also a pro at building epic structures! Join now and she might just build you a castle fit for a king (or queen)! Who needs diamonds when you have a diamond of a girlfriend on this server? Join us for a love-filled adventure like no other!

OriginalityCraft Minecraft Server

Ageism, Assertiveness, Boundaries, cafe, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, handling difficult customers, ice cream, job etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, Nursery, originality, OriginalityCraft, Professionalism, Respect, Safety, Server, Toddler, Workplace, workplace dynamics

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	5366
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of entitled parents causing a ruckus in your daily life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toddlers can’t pant on your glass while you scoop ice cream! Our virtual cafe is free of middle-aged ladies demanding ice cream and glaring at you for looking out for their child’s safety. Plus, you can work with children without being accused of being a child yourself! Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world.

LaundryCraft: Hubby’s Heavy Hamper Haul

anger, Apology, attitude, Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, Frustration, Hamper, Haul, heavy, Help, Household, Hubbys, husband, Laundry, LaundryCraft, Marriage, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, stubbornness, Support, teamwork

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1637
Potions Brewed:	191	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any laundry-related drama like this! Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of arguing over who should bring down the laundry basket.

Our server is the perfect escape from the daily grind, where you can let your creativity run wild without any unnecessary drama. Plus, we guarantee that no one will slam a laundry basket on the floor in front of you – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank!

So come join us on our server and leave the laundry basket disputes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to help you carry your virtual loot!