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SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	892	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

ChemicalSkinInvasion

bloodstream, chemical absorption, chemical exposure, ChemicalSkinInvasion, environmental health, environmental pollutants, forever chemicals, human health, human skin absorption, lab grown skin, PFAS, PFAS toxicity, skin absorption research, skin absorption study, skin barrier, skin barrier penetration, synthetic chemicals, toxic substances, toxicology, toxicology study

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36

So, like, did you know that our Minecraft server is so lit that even toxic chemicals wanna join? Yeah, we did a study with lab-grown human skin and found out that these ‘forever chemicals’ can like, totally be absorbed through your skin and get into your bloodstream. But don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic gameplay and crazy adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling against toxic chemicals while building your dream world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

3702 Earth SMP

3702 Server, Anarchy, Auctions, Bounty, Conquer, Discord, Earth, earth smp, economy plugins, EcoSkills, Essentials, Factions, Farming, friendly community, Land claiming, Medieval Factions, Mining, PvE, PvP, Shopgui, Special Skills, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

3702 Earth SMP

What we have to offer: 1. Medevial Factions – claim land, wars, conquer other lands 2. EcoSkills – As you grind more on the server, you get more special skills which can be used in every aspect of minecraft (mining, farming, pvp, pve and more) 3. Economy Plugins – Essentials, ShopGUI+, Auctions, Bounty and more 4. Friendly Community with and well built server and discord

3702EarthSMP.playwn.co:25569

Get ready to suck the life out of your friends on NexusDark Vampiric SMP!

bedrock, Chat, Community, daily updates, devices, discord server, Discordsrv, Friends, hackers, Java clients, Life, Loot, NexusDark, nintendo switch, PC, Phone, Plugins, privacy issues, Ready, Revive plugin, Semi Vanilla, server-ips, smp, Suck, teaming up, Vampiric, Version, Xbox

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to NexusDark Lifesteal SMP

We are the only SMP that is straight-forward! You join and you immedietly can start getting loot or teaming up or whatever you’d like!

We have got many plugins that make the gameplay a bit cooler like a Revive plugin. We even have DiscordSRV meaning you can chat with our minecraft members through discord!

Supported Versions

Supported Platform	Supported Versions
Bedrock	Latest Version
Java	1.8.X to 1.21.X

Daily updates are pushed on the server and we got a very nice community. The server is moderated daily to keep out those pesty old hackers!

So you want to join the server? Sadly due to privacy issues you are required to join our discord server but then you can go to #server-ips and there you go!

discord.gg/G53nc4yMkV

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without joining the Discord server?	No, for privacy reasons, joining our Discord server is required to access the server IP.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have plugins like Revive and DiscordSRV among others.
What devices are supported to play on the server?	We support all devices, including Nintendo Switch, phone, Xbox, and PC. Bedrock clients must have the latest version, while Java clients are supported from version 1.8.X to 1.21.X.

UmaCraft Minecraft Server #630

Android, Buena Vista, Calstone Light ODurandal, CM Classic, CM Dirt, concerts, Dream Journey, English release, Guide, Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival, IP News, JIMS, Legend Race, LoH Sprint, Minecraft, Nakayama Festa, Nishino Flower, Pakalive TV, Paper Owners Game, Party Dash, pog, Pretty Derby, seiyuu, Server, Swimsuit Gold Ship, Tachyon’s Factor Research, Thread Circles, Training Scenario, Uma Musume, UmaCraft, Yayoi Akikawa

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a race between Legend Race and Swimsuit Gold Ship? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Tachyon’s Factor Research experiment. Join now for a chance to win a free rainbow crystal voucher – because who doesn’t love shiny things in Minecraft, amirite?

Our server is so lit, it’s like a LoH Sprint in the middle of summer – hot, fast, and full of surprises. And just like Uma Musume, we’ve got new reveals dropping all the time. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in our server!

Plus, with free 10x SSR Support Rolls and a training scenario called “Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival,” you’ll never run out of fun things to do. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Dream Journey Buena Vista of our server!

EuroTrip Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cultural experience, Europe, European cities, Eurotrip, Exploring, first trip, historical sites, Itinerary, landmarks, Minecraft, Server, SightSeeing, Tourist Destination, travel, travel advice, travel destinations, travel inspiration, Travel Planning, travel recommendations, travel tips, trip ideas, vacation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Europe with its fancy museums and historical landmarks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate European vacation destination!

Explore our pixelated version of Europe where you can climb the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of blocks, take a boat ride down the pixelated canals of Venice, or even battle a giant blocky dragon in the Scottish Highlands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Block Ness Monster, a creature so rare and mysterious that only the bravest of players have dared to seek it out. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the underground pixelated catacombs of Paris, where treasure beyond your wildest dreams awaits.

So forget about boring old Europe, come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate European adventure! Who needs real landmarks when you can build your own out of blocks?

PotionCraft Minecraft Server

aita, alternative treatments, antibiotics, bacon lard, coworker, dad, er, homeopathic advice, injury, lunch break, mentioned, Minecraft, OFFENDED, Oregano, Plague, PotionCraft, reaction, Rude, Server, swallow, tetanus shot, Tripped, Wife, work advice

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crops Grown:	9001	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	896027	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the antibiotics are considered poison by some players! Join us for a wild ride filled with alternative treatments like oregano and bacon lard. Who needs potions when you have these natural remedies, am I right?

Just like the OP in this story, you might find yourself in a sticky situation with your coworkers. But fear not, on our server, we encourage speaking your mind and standing up for what you believe in, even if it means offending someone who thinks antibiotics are the devil’s work.

So come on over and join us for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of controversy, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just end up with a bandaged leg and a hilarious story to tell your friends!

PixelArtRejects

birthday celebration, Birthday Party, body image, Boundaries, Communication, digital enhancements, digital manipulation, family dynamics, family relationships, image authenticity, image editing, influencer, instagram, new mom, parenting, photoshopped, PixelArtRejects, privacy settings, social media, social media etiquette, social media influence

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	800506	Buildings Constructed:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fake as my father’s girlfriend’s Instagram photos? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to photoshop your Minecraft character to make you look like a virtual influencer. Want a smaller waistline? We got you covered. Need your face airbrushed? Consider it done. We’ll even whiten your virtual teeth for that perfect smile!

Just like my dad’s girlfriend, we’re all about the fake and fabulous. Join us for a wild ride of virtual editing and outrageous requests. Who needs reality when you can have a perfectly photoshopped Minecraft life? Don’t be a square, join our server now and let the editing magic begin!

RockBottomMC: Minecraft Server

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, difficult times, emotional turmoil, facing obstacles, Hardship, hitting bottom, inner strength, life crisis, life struggles, lowest point, mental health struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal challenges, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomMC, Self Discovery, Server, tough times, turning point

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of hitting rock bottom in life? Well, why not hit rock bottom in our Minecraft server instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who will lift you up when you’re feeling low. Who needs therapy when you can just mine diamonds and build a castle with us? So come on, leave your real-life rock bottoms behind and join us for a virtual rock bottom experience like no other!

RespawnRUs

Afterlife, Karma, Life after death., past lives, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, reincarnation beliefs, reincarnation discussion, reincarnation experiences, reincarnation exploration, reincarnation meditation, reincarnation philosophy, reincarnation process, reincarnation questions, reincarnation research, reincarnation stories, reincarnation theory, RespawnRUs, soul journey, spirituality

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	207

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your reincarnation needs!

Join us and you can choose to be reincarnated as anything you want in the game – a majestic dragon, a mischievous leprechaun, or even a talking block of cheese! The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious reincarnation adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server as the almighty Cheese King or Queen!

CraftyCrimea Minecraft Server

aggression, Ambassador, Attack, barbaric, Blame, Conflict, CraftyCrimea, Crimea, Diplomacy, Dispute, escalation, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Tension, Territorial, U.S, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	160
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

so, liek, u kno how russia and u.s. r always beefin’? well, now u can join our minecraft server and be part of the action! come help russia defend crimea from barbaric ukrainian attacks, all while summoning ambassadors and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic and u won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear u will ever see. so come join us and be part of the madness!