Week #2575 is all about the Furnace and Grandpa Edition, where things are heating up and grandpas are dropping sick beats. In the latest news, the Pit Stop Update has been released, so get ready for some high-octane funkin’ action. Plus, check out the Funkin Crew’s blog post and Ninjamuffin & PA’s wild AMA on /funkg/.
Download and play the game to get in on the action, or dive into the modding community for some truly outrageous creations. Need help with mods? We’ve got resources galore, including the /funkg/ Mod Wiki and our handy link compilation.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a funky fortress, battle grandpa mobs, and jam out to sick beats all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s get funky!
Imagine traveling through virtual worlds, hunting for rare comic books with your friends. Forget about diamonds and emeralds, the real treasure on our server is that one issue you’ve been obsessing over for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll find it for a steal like our friend did for $2!
But be warned, jealousy may ensue! Just like in real life, you might cry for two days straight if someone snags that coveted comic book before you do. And if you do manage to find it, watch out for your friends trying to steal it and start their own collection.
So come join us on this wild ride of emotions, drama, and comic book collecting in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have rare comics, am I right? Join now and let the adventure begin!
Picture this: you and your spouse are mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base! But don’t worry, because on our server, explosions are just the beginning of the fun. Your spouse will overlook your rookie mistake as you both laugh hysterically at the chaos unfolding around you.
Or how about the time you accidentally hit your spouse with a pickaxe while trying to fend off a horde of zombies? It’s all part of the adventure on our server, where forgiveness is key and laughter is guaranteed.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wild ride that is Minecraft marriage! Who knows, you might just uncover a diamond in the rough…or in this case, a diamond in the mine.
Pros: – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks. – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.
Cons: – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids. – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion. – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.
So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! And get this, we have a secret hidden level where you can fight off evil Pec monsters with your trusty diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ec peptide, which can give your Minecraft character superhuman strength and agility! Imagine being able to jump 100 blocks in a single bound or mine through bedrock like it’s butter!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure of a lifetime awaits you!
| Server Type | Minecraft (Java and Bedrock support) |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Creativity and Building Connections |
| Age Requirement | Primarily 18+ with some exceptions |
If you’re interested in applying or just want to chat, please join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AtxJ6JNGTb
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server? | EmpireCraft is primarily an 18+ community, with some exceptions. |
| Are there any planned resets for the server? | There are currently no planned resets on the horizon, and any decision on resets will be made as a group. |
| What type of gameplay altering plugins are used on the server? | EmpireCraft uses a handful of plugins, but they do not truly alter vanilla gameplay. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | Please join our Discord server and chat with us to express your interest in joining. |
Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.
But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?
And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?
But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.
And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?
Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!