our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.
join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!
| Welcome to EmperixSMP 1.21! |
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| The server has just gone live today and is now open for everyone! |
| If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon. |
| If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will happily answer any questions! |
| Discord Server |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server currently open for new players? | Yes, the server is now open for everyone! |
| What type of server is EmperixSMP? | EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life and the community. |
| Is the server focused on large builds and long-term progress? | Yes, the server aims to preserve player progress without resets for a large period of time. |
| Where can I ask more questions or get technical details about the server? | You can join the Discord server linked above and ask the staff for assistance. |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to crash our idol concert, but our girls sang so beautifully that even the creeper couldn’t resist dancing along. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even Endermen come to watch our performances. They may be shy, but they can’t resist the charm of our idols.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion). Let’s make some idol magic happen in Minecraft!
Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between brides and concert-goers – Explore our virtual world where you can prioritize concerts over weddings guilt-free – Build your own wedding venue and host your own drama-filled ceremonies – Make friends with other players who understand the importance of concert tickets
Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join our server now and let the wedding vs concert wars begin!
He’s here to get the party started in the most outrageous way possible. From serving drinks to playing music and hosting fun games, this butler is the life of the party. One of his games involves putting tape on his body and having you bite it off – talk about a wild bachelorette experience!
But don’t worry, there’s no actual stripping involved (besides the initial boxers removal). It’s all innocent fun and games, just like Minecraft itself. And if your real-life spouse gets jealous, just tell them it’s all in good fun – after all, the bride’s feelings come first, right?
So come join our server for a bachelorette bash like no other, where virtual butlers and crazy antics await. Just be prepared for some cold shoulders if your real-life partner isn’t as understanding of your pixelated party shenanigans!
On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.
So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).
but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!
so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?
| Features |
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| A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft |
| An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command |
| A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft! |
| Purely vanilla with essential datapacks |
| A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons |
| A kind, mature, and interactive community |
| Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights |
| A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/ |
SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.
SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. We run a lightweight server to update faster! We recommend joining now, getting whitelisted, and introducing yourself to others. That way, when 1.21 comes out, you’ll have a server to play on and enjoy!
What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe