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Blocktopia: M25 Jailbreak
LukoilBlockinBudaCraft
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT UKRAINE’S SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA’S LUKOIL HALTING OIL DELIVERIES TO HUNGARY CAN’T EVEN COMPARE!WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE ALSO HAVE A PET CREEPER NAMED BOOM-BOOM WHO WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND EXPLODE ANY ENEMIES THAT COME NEAR YOU.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE AND CRAFT AMONG THE MARTIAN LANDSCAPE WHILE DODGING ALIEN CREEPERS.
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KazakhstanGasGriefCraft
join our epic minecraft server and help us clean up the mess from the oil well in kazakhstan! we need all the help we can get to stop the evil gas from taking over the world! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its eyes! come save the planet and have a blast with us on our server like no other!TankerTrouble: Iran vs US
lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, u join and u get to be a pirate like iran seizing oil tankers for compensation 😂😂 sail the high seas and steal all the oil u want, build ur own oil empire and become the richest player on the server 💰💰 join now for a wild ride of piracy and chaos, u won’t regret it! ⛵💣 #oilpirates #minecraftmadnessOilRigsToRichesMC
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the oil industry website went dark, man! And, like, we’re all about that green life, ya feel me? We’re all about saving the planet and stuff, so, like, join us and be a hero or something. Plus, like, we have this crazy story where the oil industry tried to take over our server, but we fought back with our diamond swords and stuff. It was epic, bro. So, like, come join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever!CraftyOilKingdom
LOL u gotta join this server cuz it’s like finding SEVEN oil and gas deposits in Saudi Arabia, except instead of black gold, u get diamonds and emeralds! Imagine digging in the virtual ground and striking it rich with all the shiny loot! Plus, we have camels that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, come join us now!CitgoCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!