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KirishiCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the battle between Russia and Ukraine using DRONES! Fly around and bomb the Kirishi refinery just like in real life, but with blocky graphics and exploding pigs instead of oil tanks. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the fun! Who needs politics when you can have a pixelated war zone right in your own backyard? Let’s goooooo! -
MineCraftMogulZelensky
join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to victory like zelensky mining his way out of paying dat 10 cents to the US! we got crazy natural resources like diamonds dat u can trade for virtual dollars to buy virtual tacos for ur virtual pet pig! come join da fun and avoid paying any cents to anyone, just like zelensky! #minecraft #no10cents #virtualtacos -
ChipCraft: The Oil of Tomorrow
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT SEMICONDUCTOR CHIPS LIKE THEYRE THE NEW OIL OR SOMETHING. YEAH, WE DONT HAVE OIL BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU GOT CHIPS, AMIRITE?ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?
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VeggieCraft: Hot Flash Reduction
so, like, u know how u get them hot flashes and u just wanna scream cuz u feel like ur on fire? well, dis server is like the magic potion to make it all go away. just by playing on dis server, u can reduce them hot flashes and feel cool as a cucumber. it’s like a spa day for ur body, but in Minecraft form. join now and say goodbye to hot flashes forever! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on the server that only the chosen ones can find? yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of that action. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start living that hot flash-free life! -
OilOCanadaShipstoChina
join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying. -
Sponge Clean Oil – Minecraft
so, like, you ever wanted to be a deep-sea sponge cleaning up oil spills? well, now you can on our minecraft server! join us and be the hero the ocean needs. you’ll be swimming through virtual oil spills, soaking up all that gross stuff like a boss. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other sponges and have epic underwater battles. come on, don’t be a square, join us now and save the ocean! -
CraftyUkrainian5%
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DESTROYING RUSSIA’S REFINERY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND BLOW UP 5% OF OUR COMPETITORS’ BLOCKS IN JUST TWO NIGHTS! WE’RE LIKE A WILD BUNCH OF CREEPERS READY TO EXPLODE YOUR MIND WITH EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! COME ON, DON’T BE A NOOB, JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS! -
Trump’s MineCraft Mania
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, it’s pretty epic.plus, like, on this server, you can ride around on giant chickens and build houses out of candy canes. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that takes you to a land where pigs can fly and zombies dance the macarena.
oh, and forget about Canadian energy and cars, cuz on this server, we only use unicorn farts to power our machines. so, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Oil Depot Raid: Trump’s Revenge
lmao fam, dis server be lit like a ukraine drone hittin’ a russian oil depot! we got more action than trump floatin’ fresh russia sanctions, yo! join dis server if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft adventure eva! we got creepers dancin’ like they at a rave, villagers hustlin’ like they in a market, and ender dragons flyin’ around like they own the place. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis madness! come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam! -
CzechCraft: No More Russian Oil
lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we got more pipelines than the czech republic, but we aint relyin on no russian oil, we got that sweet sweet redstone power baby!we got villagers who can speak 10 different languages, including pig latin and villagerese. they’ll trade you diamonds for dirt, cuz they crazy like that.
our admins once built a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon, and back again. it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt for your minecraft character.
oh and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? good luck finding it, we hid it so well even we can’t remember where it is.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
