ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?
plus, like, on this server, you can ride around on giant chickens and build houses out of candy canes. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that takes you to a land where pigs can fly and zombies dance the macarena.
oh, and forget about Canadian energy and cars, cuz on this server, we only use unicorn farts to power our machines. so, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
we got villagers who can speak 10 different languages, including pig latin and villagerese. they’ll trade you diamonds for dirt, cuz they crazy like that.
our admins once built a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon, and back again. it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt for your minecraft character.
oh and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? good luck finding it, we hid it so well even we can’t remember where it is.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Welcome to Alloyed Empires! We are a brand new, friendly casual modded java server intent on providing an interesting survival experience for our players. Our ideals of running the server for you is one of a non-serious and cooperative hope of mutual enjoyment between staff and player. But of course, for security purposes, we have a whitelist on our server. To gain full access to our server, please join our discord server linked on this page, and complete the short verification process. It’ll take you less than a minute!
Discord at discord.gg/RW3zeG9bSW
We hope to see you enjoying our server soon.
15.204.55.119:25573
| Features |
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| 100% community-run economy |
| Lottery |
| Custom terrain generation with Terralith datapack |
| Bedrock support |
To join the server, you can connect using MC.FLINTIX.COM on Java 1.21 or MC.FLINTIX.COM:19132 on Bedrock.
Yes, the economy is 100% community-run. Funds are funneled into the economy through voting, and players can use the Auction House to trade resources.
The server has custom terrain generated with the Terralith datapack and supports Bedrock so players can team up with friends using different editions.
You can join the Discord server linked in the overview to share your feedback and suggestions with the community and server staff.
1. Marine Tondelier is not just a regular leader, she’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. She once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.
2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out diamonds and the Creeper that tells dad jokes before exploding.
3. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fire-breathing llamas from cannons.
4. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other with TNT traps and fake treasure chests filled with potatoes.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where Marine Tondelier rules with an iron fist…or maybe just a diamond pickaxe.
Our server is a chill place where you can let your freak flag fly high. Post what you like and as long as only one person complains, it’s all good. We even have a radio station and a tagmap to keep things interesting. Plus, we’ve got some insane stories like Dragon Marine & Xenomorphs (with a gory/bad ending) and Dragon slit play – you won’t find that kind of content anywhere else!
And if you’re into Skyrim modding, we’ve got you covered with resources galore. From lewd Warhammer mods to basic coloring tutorials, we’ve got everything you need to take your gaming experience to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
Experience the thrill of living with a roommate who goes from sweet to sour faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”. Will you be the one to uncover their secret diary and discover the truth behind their passive-aggressive behavior? Only time will tell!
But fear not, for our server is a place where you can find new adventures around every corner. From finding hidden treasure to navigating through complex roommate dynamics, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and patience. Who knows, you might just come out on top and find yourself with a free beachfront apartment in Maine! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking in the shadows…they’re nothing compared to the roommate drama you’ll encounter on our server!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family dynamics and create your own world where you make the rules. Build epic castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?
Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, out of this world, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests? yeah, it’s, like, a whole new world down there.
come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the party, dude!
if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the far future. people will be talking about ur epic adventures for centuries to come.
same goes for this epic minecraft server, u feel me? like, if u think u gonna just join and everything gonna be perfect without any effort, u gonna be disappointed. BUT, if u put in the work, make some friends, build some epic stuff, u gonna be like, forever satisfied and happy.
so come join us on this server, where u gotta put in the effort to be happy, but trust me, it gonna be worth it in the end. plus, we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. so like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!