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/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	690
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	65

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8161
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	922	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Votes:	8362	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6432	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	159
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crops Grown:	5900
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

CovidCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive impairment, cognitive impairment study, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-term consequences, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological symptoms, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric effects

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!

We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!

Enderine Junior High School [Survival] [1.20 Update]

1.20 Update, 24hr, Active, building, close-knit, Community, Discord, Enderine, Enderine Junior High School, Factions, Friends, Fun, gameplay, java, Lore, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Small, smp, Staff, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4789	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21

UPDATED TO 1.20

Enderine SMP is a small and close knit community with an active staff team welcoming you to join us and meet people that could end up being your closest friends for life.

We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!

Join us on our vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!

Join Here – https://discord.gg/mNHFGvn5GZ

netherine.mcs.lol

❤️ FREE donation /FREE ❤️ BloodHype ⭐️ Minecraft server

146.103.38.25, 19190, Assembly, BloodHype, Cheating, Donate, donation, free, GIF, high quality, Ip:, Minecraft, opportunities, Plugins, PORT, privileges, Server, Teams

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

We do not have any cheating on teams!

Free donation /FREE

High-quality assembly, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

IP: 146.103.38.25

Port: 19190

146.103.38.25:19190