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/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	377448	Magic Items Found:	6379
Ores Mined:	9110	Crops Grown:	3842
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyFibbers: Where Minecrafters Post the Biggest Lies in History!

BETRAYAL, Biggest, biggest lies, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, CraftyFibbers, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fabrications, fake news, false information, falsehoods, fraud, History, Lies, lies in history, Manipulation, Minecrafters, Misinformation, post, Propaganda, scandals, untruths

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	543593
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziest lies in history come to life! Join us and experience a world where the moon is made of cheese, pigs can fly, and diamonds grow on trees (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army, led by a rainbow-colored llama named Sir Llamacorn. Join forces with them to defeat the evil zombie villagers who are trying to take over the server and turn it into a never-ending apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t believe everything you see – especially if a talking chicken tries to sell you magic beans.

“Vtuber Sluts Craft – Where Minecraft meets Vtuber memes!”/lolzy

Anime, cat, chuuba, Craft, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, futa, Gaming, general, give oral, lewd, meets, memeslolzy, Minecraft, oral, QoTT, receive oral, Roleplay, Slutposting, Sluts, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the cat’s meow! Join us for a wild ride filled with futas, chuubas, and oral adventures that will leave you purring with delight.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with chuubas ready to give and receive oral like never before. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical cat who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the cat and watch as your inventory fills up with sparkling gems.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of futas, chuubas, and magical cats. See you there!

JesminMC

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

JesminMC is a Lifesteal MC server With custom armors updates every month and almost no downtime on of the best lifesteal expire be sure to join the server with the ip play.jesminmc.fun

2.56.246.30

MysticGrove

Adventures, BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, Craft, creativity, dynamic, Economy, Engineer, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, landscapes, Minecraft, multiplayer, MysticGroveMC, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Thrive, Towny, Universe, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	0

MysticGroveMC invites Minecraft enthusiasts to experience the essence of Semi-Vanilla gameplay in a vibrant community setting. Dive into a world where pure Minecraft survival meets enhanced multiplayer interactions. Our server offers a classic experience with a few carefully selected plugins to ensure a fair and enjoyable environment. Explore vast landscapes, collaborate with fellow players, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, redstone engineer, or explorer, there’s something for everyone. Join us on MysticGroveMC for a genuine Semi-Vanilla experience where creativity thrives and friendships flourish. Let’s craft, build, and thrive together in this dynamic Minecraft universe.

play.mysticgrove.co.za

Anciano server Minecraft

Anciano, banner, Discord, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, server description, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	6992
Votes:	1121	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Login after adding to whitelistSubmit a request to be added to discord

anciano.ddns.net

Nebula Wars: Where the closest thing to pay-to-win is finding diamonds in the dark!

Abilities, apply, bedrock, Bounties, Chestshop, classic, CLOSEST, Dark, diamonds, Discord, finding, Ip:, java, Jobs, Map, NEBULA, Paytowin, Player Shops, PORT, Powerful, real time map, Skills, smp, Staff, Stats, Store, Survival, Wars

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Star Shards Collected:	59
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Nebula Wars <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/erebus-mc/">Minecraft Server</a>

Nebula Wars Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Features
Skills you can level up, and achieve powerful stats and abilities! Jobs you can gain money from participating in! Create Player Shops with the ChestShop and plugins! A real-time map of the server world you can view! Bounties you can claim from killing other players

We Need Staff!

We are currently looking for staff to help us out with this server! If you are interested in being a staff member, apply in our discord server. We will be closing staff applications after a couple of weeks.

Join Our Discord Server

Information:

Java IP	play.nebulawars.org
Bedrock IP	bedrock.nebulawars.org
Bedrock Port	8064
Map	map.nebulawars.org
Store	buy.nebulawars.org

What are you waiting for? Check out Nebula Wars today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is Nebula Wars a Pay-To-Win server?

A: No, Nebula Wars is a Semi-Vanilla survival server and does not support Pay-To-Win features.

Q: How can I apply to become a staff member?

A: You can apply to become a staff member by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Are there any special plugins on Nebula Wars?

A: Yes, Nebula Wars has plugins that allow players to level up skills, create player shops, and participate in jobs to earn money.

LOLcraft: Europoor’s Unsafe Adventures

Adventures, crime, danger, Europe, europe crime, europe poverty, european crime, european danger, european poverty, european safety, european security, european violence, Europoors, LolCraft, POVERTY, poverty in europe, Safety, SECURITY, Unsafe, unsafe europe, violence

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being a Europoor and feeling unsafe in the virtual world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Europoors are a thing of the past and safety is our middle name (not literally, that would be weird).

Our server is so safe that even creepers have been known to apologize before exploding. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our team of highly trained llamas will swoop in to save the day. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. Don’t ask how they got their training, just trust us on this one.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free diamond pickaxe that has magical powers to mine diamonds faster than you can say “Europoor”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

So why wait? Say goodbye to being a Europoor and join our server today for a wild ride of safety, llamas, and diamond pickaxes. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Slopdown Smackdown Minecraft Server

Bagley, belt, Canceled, CANCELLATION, Championship, Controversial Decision, good idea, Iyo, Minecraft, post wrestlemania, Ratings, ratings drop, retard, Server, Slopdown, SmackDown, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling drama, wrestling fans, wrestling promotion, wrestling storyline

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old wrestling servers where they take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the wrestling fans out there!

Join us and witness the epic saga of IYO, the wrestler who refused to wrestle on Slopdown post Wrestlemania, causing the ratings to plummet and the show to get canceled. And let’s not forget the infamous decision to put the belt on Bagley – what were they thinking?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous storylines, insane plot twists, and plenty of laughs. So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, anything can happen!

Constantiam: Where chaos reigns and blocks fly, it’s every creeper for themselves! Version 1.19.4

1.19.4, Anarchy, bedrock, blocks, Chaos, Community, constantiam, Creative, creeper, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Griefing, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, REIGNS, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Animals Bred:	122	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Server Overview

Connect	You can join right now using: constantiam.net
Description	Constantiam is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server running 1.19.4 with no resets. It has an infinite map size, no gameplay rules, no admin interference. Established Feb 2016, there are no resets; the map is persistent.
Rules	Absolutely no rules, anything is permitted. See if you can survive one of the greatest anarchy servers of all time!

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: Yes, on this server, anything is permitted, including griefing.

Q: Are there any gameplay rules on the server?

A: No, there are no gameplay rules on Constantiam. Players are free to play as they wish.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: Constantiam was established in February 2016 and has been running with no resets since then.

Q: Is there any admin interference on the server?

A: No, admins do not interfere with gameplay on Constantiam. The server operates as an anarchy server.

CaveRaiders VS Hypixel

Active Staff, Adventure, anti-grief, beginner friendly, build-protection, Community, Discord, diverse-world, easy-start, Exploration, fast travel, Free Access, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, no-ransom, non pay-to-win, player-driven, player-friendly, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	157
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Hypixel	CaveRaiders
Large and well-established server	Getting back to basics
Offers a variety of minigames and modes	Focuses on survival and semi-vanilla gameplay
Active player base with thousands of users	Grief-free with GriefPrevention
Custom plugins and features	Easy to start for players familiar with single player
Premium ranks and cosmetics available for purchase	Population Density for quick start and fast travel
Constant updates and events	Active staff and Discord community
Requires payment for ranks and certain features	Completely free to access all features

**FAQ:**

**What makes Hypixel different from CaveRaiders?** – Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames and modes, while CaveRaiders focuses on survival and semi-vanilla gameplay.

**Which server has a larger player base?** – Hypixel has a larger and more established player base with thousands of users.

**Are there premium features available for purchase on CaveRaiders?** – CaveRaiders does not have any premium features or ranks available for purchase, it is completely free to access all features.

**What anti-grief measures are in place on CaveRaiders?** – CaveRaiders has GriefPrevention to protect builds, chests, animals, and items, along with active staff to address any issues quickly.

**Is fast travel available on both servers?** – CaveRaiders offers fast travel through Population Density, with teleportation posts every 400 blocks for quick navigation.