🔥OHTANI Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

Ohtani Is Best Baseball Player Of History Minecraft SMP

athlete, babe ruth, babe ruth comparison, baseball, baseball comparison, baseball greatness, baseball history, baseball legend, baseball records, baseball star, best baseball player, History, japanese athlete, Japanese baseball, japanese greatness, Legendary Player, Minecraft, OHTANI, ohtani greatness, player, smp, sports, sports history

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! We have legendary players who make Babe Ruth look like a total noob compared to the Japanese greatness that resides here.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, tame dragons like it’s no big deal, and have epic battles that make the Battle of Thermopylae look like child’s play. Our players are so skilled, they can mine diamonds blindfolded and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered.

Crafty Mongolians vs. Jomonians: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

Ancestry, baseball, Crafty, culture, debate, east asia, ethnicity, heritage, History, Hitter, Identity, Japan, japanese, Jomon, Jomonians, Minecraft, MLB, Mongolian, Mongolians, OHTANI, Origins, pitcher, player, showdown, Ultimate

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	8100
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a history book on steroids! Join us and witness the epic battle between Ohtani the Mongolian warrior and Jomon the ancient Japanese samurai. Will they team up to defeat the Ender Dragon or will they be too busy arguing over who has the cooler armor? Only one way to find out – join our server and choose a side in this epic showdown of historical proportions!

SMPixelatedFun – Minecraft SMP: 60+ Minutes of Filler with Just People

care, Character development, Filler, irrelevant characters, lack of engagement., long tail tags: filler content, meaningless filler, Minecraft, Minutes, new york, new york city, people, pizza, pointless scenes, smp, SMPixelatedFun, Suspense, TENSE, Tension, Trash, unimportant plot, Walking

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9624	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pizza than a New York City street corner.

Join us for thrilling adventures where players walk around aimlessly for 60+ minutes, trying to figure out who ate the last slice of pizza. It’s tense, it’s dramatic, it’s…wait, why are we even doing this again?

But don’t worry, our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Will Steve finally defeat the Ender Dragon? Will Karen stop griefing everyone’s builds? Will Bob ever find his missing diamond pickaxe?

Join us for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than rush hour in Times Square. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness. So grab a slice of pizza and hop on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other!

GF-Free Wedding Woes

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family tension, Family Values, family-only event, GFFree, girlfriend not invited, picking sides, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, stand by girlfriend, support girlfriend, torn family, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, woes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Animals Bred:	24
Votes:	6662	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we guarantee zero family drama and only epic gaming adventures! Our server is a safe haven for all players, whether you have a supportive family or not.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue for your sister and her soon-to-be husband, without any drama or tension. Invite your girlfriend to the virtual wedding and show your sister that she’s missing out on an epic celebration.

Join us now and let’s build a family-friendly community where everyone is welcome, even if your real-life family is causing chaos. Let’s create a virtual family that supports each other and has fun together in the world of Minecraft!

SocietySMP – Ruined by Minecraft

Minecraft, ruined, ruining society, societal breakdown, societal chaos, societal collapse, societal conflict, societal crisis, societal decay, societal decline, societal deterioration, societal disintegration, societal division, societal downfall, societal dysfunction, societal inequality, societal injustice, societal issues, Societal Problems, societal turmoil, societal unrest, SocietySMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of society’s rules and restrictions holding you back from living your best blocky life? Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. So come on, join us and let’s tear down society one block at a time!

BlockyLoveHideaway

Admit, BlockyLoveHideaway, concealed affections, confidential preferences, covert obsessions, forbidden delights, guilty pleasures, guilty secrets, guys, hidden fascinations, hidden passions, love, private fixations, private joys, secret pleasures, Secrets, undercover hobbies, undercover interests, undisclosed favorites, undisclosed indulgences, unspoken desires

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	218	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Do you secretly love building giant banana statues in Minecraft but would never admit it to your friends? Well, fear not because our server is the perfect place for all your fruity creations! Join us and unleash your inner banana architect as you compete in our weekly “Biggest Banana Build” contest. Who knows, you might just become the top banana on the server! So come on, don’t slip up on this opportunity to join the most a-peeling Minecraft community out there!

CraftyHostageTruceDeal

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageTruceDeal, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Hamas, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian, peace agreement, peace talks, political deadlock, political negotiations, political tension, truce deal

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

So, like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz, like, there’s this legend that if you find the secret diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And, like, one time, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with a carrot on a stick. And, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance party that happens every Friday night at the pixelated disco club. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

ByoneWorldMC

ALTARS, bedrock, boss fights, Castles, Community, Cross-Play, customized, Economy, End.., ender dragon, java, Loot, Mineshafts, modded survival, Nether, Ocean Monuments, Pillager Outposts, pipe lines, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, underwater ruins, Villages

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

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The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]

applicationentry, bedrock, Clans, Custommap, Danes, embia, Factions, Kingdom, Kings, Lore, Lost, Misadventures, moneysystem, Nocheats, partholt, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Saxon, ServerCommunity, shiron, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, Texturepack, Viking, Voyagers, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

The Last Kingdom SMP

Server Features	[17+] [Vanilla] [Roleplay] [Factions] [Bedrock] [Application entry]
Description	Hello everyone! We’re starting up the first season and hopefully not last of ‘The Last Kingdom’ SMP. This is based off and heavily inspired by the show on Netflix called the last kingdom. A world where nothing is impossible. With limits to the law, to the never ending possibilities of what one may do. Betrayal and religion mix together, one in the same to some.
Server Info	• 1.21.2 • Custom map • Lore, Role-play, and World building • Single player sleep • Texture pack • Money system [kinda] • Server sessions 12pm – 12am PST • Close knit community • No cheats [no tping, flying, using commands]

Rules:

No griefing, burning or exploding things
Robbing and murder out in the open is A-okay! Sneaking into homes and robbing items from chest is not!
No hacking or Xray
A king is allowed to come up with his own laws and punishment for his land

Joining Information:

Join discord here
Read the info you may want to know before applying in announcements
Find application for SMP in announcements server [Must be 17+ to apply and be willing to role play]

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitch, twitter, virtual youtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the madness with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, Elira Pendora, and Finana Ryugu!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off or two with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the fun at our Minecraft server! Just be sure to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a pack of creepers with TNT hats!

LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP

Anime, Character development, Community, fictional locations, Hidden Leaf Village, Hidden Village, Hokage Office, home, Japanese culture, konoha, Land of Fire, Leaf Village, LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Peaceful, Ramen Shop, scenic beauty, Shinobi, village life

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	185
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like the leaf village on steroids! Not only do we have the Hokage office and a Ramen shop, but we also have a secret underground ninja hideout where you can train to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a giant talking tree who gives out quests and rewards players with enchanted diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden hot spring where you can relax and regenerate your health after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live in a village filled with ninjas, talking trees, and magical hot springs? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player looking for a little bit of adventure and a whole lot of fun. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BioMomNoMore

adoption, Adult, agency.., biological son, BioMomNoMore, brotherly bond, Communication, Contact, contract, family bond, feelings, Guilt, mom, relationship, Respect, Silence, stipulations, throwaway, Upset, Visit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Animals Bred:	179
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions happen in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a chance to meet your long-lost Minecraft mom or dad and form a virtual bond that will last a lifetime.

Imagine the possibilities – you could be mining for diamonds with your newfound sibling, building epic structures together, or just hanging out in our virtual world. Who knew that Minecraft could bring families together in such a unique way?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will last a lifetime – join our server now and start your own heartwarming family reunion story today! Remember, in our Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding a new family member to call Mom or Dad.