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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1750 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.