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NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	1572	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

FrontierSMP: Where even the fish are on fire!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. The server aims to provide players with a challenging experience similar to vanilla Minecraft while fostering a strong sense of community. Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier, and the world features varying levels of difficulty with tougher mobs and bosses to encounter. Players can explore custom terrain with loot per player and contribute to building spawn for shared amenities. The server is designed to offer a satisfying and lasting gameplay experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain in all dimensions
Towny gameplay enhancement
Balanced Economy
Custom Items and Loot System
PyroFishing, Farming, and upcoming Mining
No Pay To Win policy

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on the server from a Bedrock version?

A: Yes, Bedrock crossplay is enabled on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

Q: Are there custom items and loot available on FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, the server features custom items and a loot system with textured weapons, tools, and armor for players to collect.

Q: Does the server have a Pay To Win system?

A: No, FrontierSMP does not promote Pay To Win mechanics.

Q: What is the main focus of the gameplay on FrontierSMP?

A: The server focuses on providing a challenging survival experience with a strong community-driven aspect, including Towny gameplay and custom terrain exploration.

Crafty Pasta – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7692
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Towns Built:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of derpy villagers decided to start a Minecraft server like no other. They built a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbow beams at unsuspecting players. But that’s not all – they also created a secret underground disco club where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil llamas with diamond swords. You can also participate in our weekly “Build-a-Taco” competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hitman of edizione hitman!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP Hotel

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Votes:	4210

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, where you can rehab demons and run your own assassin business in Hell!

Picture this: you’re chilling in the fiery pits of Hell, trying to peacefully reduce overpopulation by rehabilitating demons. But wait, there’s more! You can also start your own small assassin business with your demon pals. Who knew Hell could be so fun?

Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven while running a startup in Hell. It’s a Helluva good time, trust us. Plus, we have fanfic recordings, full episodes, and downloads for your viewing pleasure. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today!

SILlyMinecraftBabysitterNoMore

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of people ruining your child’s fun over a harmless color sorting game? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we embrace all colors of the rainbow! No micro aggressions here, just good old-fashioned fun with rainbow people and colorful busses.

Say goodbye to judgmental babysitters and hello to a community that values learning through games. Plus, our server is so entertaining that you won’t even need a babysitter – just let your child play and watch them thrive in a world of creativity and imagination.

Join now for a chance to win a date night with your spouse, free of annoying lectures about children’s games. Who needs $25 an hour babysitters when you have a Minecraft server that’s both educational and hilarious? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep have formed a rebellion against the players, the creepers have learned how to do the Macarena, and the villagers have started a secret underground dance club.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake, a group of chickens who have formed a mafia and demand tribute in seeds, and a secret society of llamas who control the server’s economy.

So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few laws of physics), join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter!

CritterCriticCraft

Animals, Awareness, Behavior, coexistence, Communication, compassion, Complaints, CritterCriticCraft, Cruelty, Empathy, Environment, Exploitation, Harmony, humans, Impact, mistreatment, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, RIGHTS, Understanding, Welfare

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9522	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals just mind their own business? Well, on our server, the animals have had enough and they’re ready to speak up! Join us for a wild ride as cows, pigs, and chickens team up to take down the oppressive human players. Watch out, because the sheep have formed a rebellion and they’re not messing around! Join now for a chance to witness the epic showdown between man and beast. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not russian soldiers! we promise at least 6 fun times and 25 laughs over the past day, guaranteed! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join (but sorry, no dictators allowed)! build epic bases, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find some epic diamonds! who needs real life drama when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now and let the fun begin!

KyivKaboomCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base in russia where medvedev is threatening to nuke kyiv but don’t worry cuz we got diamond armor to protect us lol. join us for crazy pvp battles where we turn kyiv into a gray spot on the map but also build amazing structures like giant statues of creepers and ender dragons. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join us, so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

VaxCraft: Saving Lives, Block by Block

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	19

yo, dis server be lit like a firework show on new year’s eve, fam. we be savin’ lives like COVID-19 vaccines in Latin America and the Caribbean, ya feel me? join dis server and be a hero, cuz we be preventin’ millions of deaths like it’s no biggie.

we got vaccination efforts in 17 countries, savin’ up to 2.62 million lives like it’s just another day in the hood. come thru and see the critical role of vaccines in curbin’ the pandemic’s devastating toll, cuz we be makin’ a difference in dis virtual world, bruh.

so what you waitin’ for? join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic, like a superhero savin’ the day. ain’t no other server like dis one, we be on a whole ‘nother level of awesomeness. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮 #minecraftforlife #vaccinessavelives #joinusnow

What is the IP for Tomato – Fortnite Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Tomato, also known as Tomato Head, is a character skin in the popular video game Fortnite. He is a giant tomato with a pizza slice on his head, representing the mascot of the fictional restaurant Tomato Town. Tomato Head has become a fan favorite skin in Fortnite due to his unique and quirky design. Players can unlock Tomato Head by purchasing him in the in-game item shop.