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Momma’s Boy Mansion Minecraft Server

bathing, Boy, boyfriend’s mom, cleanliness, Communication, dog, false assumption, family dynamics, family visit, Frustration, Grumpy, Hotel, hotel booking, Housekeeping, internet, long distance, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, out of state, phone reception, Repairs, Server, shower, well water

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to deal with smelly showers or annoying dogs again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clean virtual homes and crystal-clear internet connection (because who needs real-life problems, amirite?).

Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about well water stains or grumpy boyfriends. Plus, our community is always here to help out with any repairs or cleaning – no shut downs allowed!

So come on over and join us for a shower-free, dog-free, stress-free experience. Who needs real family drama when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

VacayVetoCraft

AC repair, adult decisions, adulting, college student, Decision making, family dynamics, family pressure, family time, family vacation, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, loan offer, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, summer vacation, Texas heat, VacayVetoCraft, work commitments, work-life balance, workshops

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	3939

Are you tired of family vacations ruining your summer plans? Do you want to escape the heat of Texas and chill in a virtual world instead? Join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own AC system and never worry about your parents forcing you on vacation again!

We understand the struggle of being a broke college student, that’s why we offer a virtual economy where you can earn virtual money without lifting a finger. No need to work extra hours or take out loans from your parents, just mine some diamonds and you’re set!

Forget about responsibilities and workshops, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the most epic castle or creating your own amusement park. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your online buddies?

So say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a world where you’re the master of your own destiny. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

MineVirginsGoneWild

awkward first time, Coming of Age, emotional connection, first time, intimate moments, losing virginity, MineVirginsGoneWild, personal stories, physical intimacy, relationship milestones, romantic encounter, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual inexperience, sexual journey, sexual vulnerability, teenage years, VIRGINITY, young love

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6986	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where you can lose your virtual virginity in the most outrageous ways possible. From battling dragons with diamond swords to seducing villagers with enchanted pickaxes, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyNATO Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, land-for-peace deal, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATO Secretary-General., peace negotiations, peace talks, political stability, SECURITY, Server, Stoltenberg, territorial disputes, Ukraine, war resolution

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	91	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND RULE OUT BORING LAND-FOR-PEACE DEALS LIKE STOLTENBERG. WE DON’T NEED NO NATO HERE, JUST CRAZY BUILDERS AND EPIC ADVENTURES. COME BUILD A CASTLE AND DECLARE WAR ON THE CREEPERS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò, BELIEF, catholic church, catholicism, church hierarchy, controversy, ex-ambassador, excommunicates, FAITH, Guilty, pope francis, Religion, religious leader, scandal, Schism, SPIRITUAL, U.S, Vatican, Vatican City, Vatican news, ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the vatican is getting involved? well, look no further cuz we got the server for you! come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

our server is so epic, even the ex-ambassador to the U.S. got excommunicated by the vatican for playing on it! can you believe that? archbishop carlo maria viganò got declared guilty of schism just for joining our server! now that’s some next level gaming right there!

join us and be part of the madness! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even get excommunicated by the vatican too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

so what are you waiting for? come join us now and be part of the most outrageous minecraft server in the world! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

InsecureCraft – 1D’s Server

1Ds, boy band, British, debut, debut album, entire world, FAMOUS, first words, global sensation, group, iconic, insecure, InsecureCraft, Lyrics, Music, one direction, pop, Quote, Server, simon cowell, Singers, teen idols, x factor

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	3286
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crops Grown:	4607	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8711

join dis server if u wanna be as iconic as one direction’s first words to da world, “you’re insecure.” our server is so lit, even harry styles would wanna join. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that sing.

if u join now, u might even run into steve’s long lost cousin, dave, who is a professional potato farmer. he will show u his secret potato farm that is guarded by a pack of wild llamas.

we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. rumor has it, herobrine himself makes an appearance every saturday night to show off his sick dance moves.

so come join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs diamonds when u have all this craziness waiting for u?

CancerCraftSurvivors

cancer research, cancer survivor health, cancer survivors, cancer survivors study, cancer treatment, cancer treatment effects, CancerCraftSurvivors, chemotherapy impact, chemotherapy side effects, cisplatin-based chemotherapy, health study, hearing difficulties, hearing impairment, long-term chemotherapy effects, long-term effects, quality of life, research findings, survivor quality of life, survivors, survivorship challenges, testicular cancer

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	4361	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT CAN RAP BATTLE. AND IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A GOLDEN CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND SKELETONS DANCE THE CHA CHA SLIDE? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO COME JOIN US, BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION. AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN.

Freakcraft SMP: Where even the creepers are getting therapy and making friends

+18, 30 players, activities, application, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Freakcraft, Friendly, Friends, Fun, IMPROVEMENTS, java, making, Mods, new, Players, Server, smp, Therapy, Tweaks, two weeks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Freakcraft SMP Server Details

Version	1.21 Java
Community	18+ chill and friendly community
Server Age	2 weeks old
Number of Players	Approximately 30 players
Peak Players	3-10 players on at any given time
Additional Info	Voice chat encouraged, participation in activities appreciated

FAQ for Freakcraft SMP

How do I join the server?

To join the server, hop into our Discord at https://discord.gg/Dkz9M6yt and fill out our whitelist application.

What makes this server different?

Freakcraft SMP offers a vanilla experience with cool tweaks and improvements, without needing mods. It has a friendly 18+ community atmosphere where voice chat is encouraged.

WoodCraft Minecraft Server

diy, Handmade, Minecraft, Server, wood art, wood carving, wood crafts, wood design, Woodcraft, woodwork, woodwork projects, woodworking, woodworking community, woodworking creations, woodworking hobby, woodworking ideas, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking skills, woodworking techniques, Woodworking tips, woodworking tools, woodworking tutorials

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If battling zombie pigmen isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Jousting? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual mutton!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie pigman).

OnirismCraft: Dreamy Minecraft Server

dream analysis, dream exploration, dream imagery, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream narrative, dream realm, dream sequence, dream state, dream symbolism, dream world, Dreamlike, dreams, dreamy, FANTASY, imagination, lucid dreaming, Minecraft, Onirism, OnirismCraft, Server, subconscious, surrealism

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of a dream…literally! Welcome to the Onirism server, where your wildest dreams come to life (literally).

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us for our weekly “Dreamland Dance Parties” where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with the zombies. Or how about our “Cloud Surfing” event where you can ride on fluffy clouds and soar through the sky like a majestic unicorn?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right…CANDY! So come join us and embark on the sweetest adventure of your Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join the Onirism server today and let your imagination run wild…literally!