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Quote4U Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7790
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Star Shards Collected:	143
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Buildings Constructed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7853	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
New Chunks Explored:	692718	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Void Gems Collected:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7580
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames