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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	2908	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

No Apology Accepted!

Accepted, Apology, care, confusion, Conversation, Dead, drunk driving incident, EXCUSE, green thumb, Human, Instructions, mistake, pet sitting, Plants, response, Risk, Shocked, Soul, stress, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

abuse of power, BullyBeGone, bullying, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, CubicleCraft, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, Harassment, hostile work environment, HR intervention, intimidation, mental health impact, mistreatment, professional development, psychological abuse, RETALIATION, seeking support, smp, standing up for oneself, toxic work environment, verbal abuse, workplace bullying

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

LoudCarLamentCraft

annoying noise, car culture, car enthusiasts, car exhaust, car modifications, custom cars, disruptive vehicles, inconsiderate drivers, loud cars, loud engines, LoudCarLamentCraft, noisy vehicles, obnoxious cars, vehicle noise, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4569
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2032
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	New Chunks Explored:	364885
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3865

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
New Chunks Explored:	677545	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.