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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchantments Applied:	69
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

IntrovertCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Animals Bred:	118
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of being rejected by normies and feeling like an outcast in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place where introverts reign supreme! Join us and leave behind the judgmental eyes of society as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being disliked or disrespected – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? And forget about trying to fit in with those so-called “friends” who only want things from you. Here, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who appreciate you for who you are, even if you’re just a blocky avatar.

So come on, embrace your inner introvert and join us on our server. Who needs real-life social skills when you can conquer virtual worlds with your fellow introverts? Let’s show those normies what they’re missing out on!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

America, Chaos, collapse, Corruption, Crisis, Decline, Democracy, Division, Downfall, Economy, fallen, Government, History, Minecraft, Politics, power, Server, society, TURMOIL, uncertainty, united states, Unrest, YeehawCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where America has fallen…literally! Our server is set in a post-apocalyptic world where the entire country of America has crumbled into a giant pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom here!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant mutant squirrels, battle against zombie presidents, and explore hidden underground bunkers filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises).

Build your own fortress out of melted cheese (because why not?) and team up with other players to form alliances and conquer the wasteland. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the flying tacos…they bite.

BdayBounceMinecraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	84	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape relationship drama? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your way to happiness without any exes crashing your birthday party!

Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you don’t have to worry about unexpected guests showing up to ruin the vibe. Build your dream world and leave the relationship drama at the door – unless, of course, you want to build a drama-filled mansion, then go for it!

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and create your own happy place. So come on over and leave the exes and their birthday party drama behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a house made of diamonds or obsidian!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Farms Harvested:	255	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimension Hops:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can actually summon a herd of zombie pigs riding on flying chickens? It’s true! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots lasers. Join our server for the chance to experience this epic battle and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

BlockyBlueBalls

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Farms Harvested:	680
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of spending hours on end mining for diamonds with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a steamy encounter with a sexy creeper. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got passion on your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show! Watch as contestants compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of romantic challenges. Will love bloom in the End dimension, or will someone get burned?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and plenty of blocky action. Who needs real-life relationships when you’ve got Minecraft to fulfill all your fantasies?

Litterbug Craft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	134
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Emeralds Found:	3652	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly! watch as players build giant castles out of nothing but dirt and sheer willpower.

our server is so wild that even the most polite players turn into rebellious rebels, throwing cigarette butts on the ground like it’s nobody’s business.

come join the chaos and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and litterbugs?

RejuvaCraft: Yamanaka’s Rebirth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Towns Built:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we use Yamanaka genes to make old rats young again! watch as the rats build amazing structures and battle against each other in epic PvP matches. you’ll be amazed at the rejuvenated hippocampal functions of these rats as they navigate through our custom-built worlds. join now for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about genetics and gaming.

It was MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Welcome to Estia MC, the ultimate Minecraft Survival server tailored for Greek students! With dedicated Greek-speaking staff, educational events, and a focus on teamwork and creativity, Estia MC offers an unparalleled survival experience. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, embark on your epic journey today and let the myths come to life!

153.92.208.152

Scoop o’ Vanilla ice cream server – now with extra sprinkles! SMP fun for all!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	216
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	101

Server Type	Survival Realm (bedrock edition)
Rules	Be kind and respectful No griefing, stealing, or hacking
Features	Loot and villagers selling diamond/iron armor Active daily community Discord server for communication

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join the Discord server provided in the message. From there, you can get more information on how to join the realm.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the main rules include being kind and respectful to others, no griefing, stealing, or hacking. It’s also recommended to follow any additional rules provided by the server admin.

What can I expect from the server?

The server offers a survival experience with active daily players. You can find loot and villagers selling valuable items like diamond and iron armor. The community is friendly and welcoming to new players.

Who can I contact for more information?

You can message the server admin by adding their Discord handle xx.dmf or by joining the Discord server provided in the message for more information.

ChainsawCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8737
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers only to have them shut down after 9 minutes? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is the place to be if you want to avoid the dreaded dump! Our server is so alive, even the Creepers are throwing a party in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary CSM (Creeper Survival Mode) is making a comeback on our server. That’s right, you can finally test your skills against an army of explosive green monsters hell-bent on turning you into a pile of blocks. Will you survive? Will you thrive? Will you finally get revenge on that Creeper that blew up your house last time? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dump after 9 minutes or the Ender Dragon will come for you!