oh nsfw – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

4kCraft LOLz

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Are you tired of living in the stone age with your measly 4k resolution? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the mind-blowing 8k resolution like never before!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in stunning 8k clarity, when suddenly a herd of pixelated llamas come charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – diamond-encrusted pickaxes that shoot laser beams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to 8k and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the occasional creeper that likes to photobomb your epic builds.

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New Server IP
Crafty Comrades: Where Minecraft meets Mother Russia in a blocky battle of creativity and vodka-fueled shenanigans!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Hungarian genius who is always ready to bomb the Russians at a moment’s notice! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft with our fearless leader. Who needs a plan when you have a Hungarian genius calling the shots? Join now and see just how chuddy things can get on our server!

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New Server IP

ChrysoliteSMP: Where mining is serious business, but the villagers are sillier!

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Server Name	ChrysoliteSMP
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Mods	Minecolonies Advanced Energistics 2 FTB Mods (Claims and Ultimine) Biomes O’ Plenty Mystical Agriculture Mekanism Create
Server URL	Curseforge Modpack
Discord Invite	Discord Server
Server IP	chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What makes ChrysoliteSMP unique?

ChrysoliteSMP offers a combination of mods to enhance your gameplay experience, with features like Minecolonies, Advanced Energistics 2, and more. We prioritize a smooth gaming experience with no lag.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best or through the Discord server, where you can find more information and connect with other players.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable environment for all players. Be sure to check the server rules on our Discord server before joining.

4. Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

We welcome suggestions from our community! Feel free to share your ideas and feedback on our Discord server so we can continue to improve the gameplay experience for everyone.

5. Is there a specific age requirement to join ChrysoliteSMP?

While there is no strict age requirement, we expect all players to conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.

6. What should I do if I encounter technical issues while playing on the server?

If you experience any technical issues or need assistance, you can reach out to the server administrators on Discord for support and troubleshooting.

Helicopter Crash Land

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theorist on a caffeine high? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more twists and turns than a tinfoil hat convention! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging helicopter crashes caused by mysterious winds, all while building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now!

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New Server IP
Pixelated Pals – Where Creepers Are Friends, Not Foes!

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi Airi, CREEPERS, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami Isami, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Amane, Erina Makina, Erina Makina Makina, Foes, Friends, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri Yuri, Gram Pico, Gram Pico Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori Iori, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina Hina, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory Memory, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Panko, LIA, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu Muyu, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa Pippa, pixelated, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys Nephys, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi Maemi, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa Nasa

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, where our players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us for a server full of chaos and laughter, where you can build your dream world alongside characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because she could.

But that’s not all! Meet Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, the master of redstone who once created a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky at warp speed. Or how about Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who built a replica of the entire city of Tokyo using only dirt blocks and sheer determination.

And let’s not forget about Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who once tamed an army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the Ender Dragon. Or Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, who built an underwater city complete with a functioning submarine made out of sponge blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s craft and laugh together in this wacky world of blocky madness!

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New Server IP

SUMMER BREAK SMP: Where the only thing sweating is your pickaxe! 1.20.4, 16+, whitelist

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Summer Break SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Adventure

Server Overview

Summer Break SMP is a survival multiplayer server designed to offer players a well-rounded Minecraft experience. Our server is tailored for those who enjoy the fundamental aspects of survival gameplay—building magnificent structures, grinding for resources, and forming lasting connections with other players.

Key Features

Building Paradise
Creative Freedom: Build anything your heart desires
Collaborative Projects: Join forces with fellow players
Regular Build Competitions: Participate in themed building competitions

Community and socializing
Friendly Community: Connect with a diverse group of players
Events and Activities: Engage in regular events
Voice and Text Chat: Stay connected with fellow players through Discord

Server Management and Quality of Life
Active Moderation
Lag-Free Experience
Backups and Security

In conclusion

Summer Break SMP is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a community where you can unleash your creativity, grind for resources, and make new friends. Join us today and make your summer break unforgettable in the world of Minecraft!

Application Form

Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, submit an application form through the provided link.
Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?	Players of all ages are welcome to join the server.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, there are server rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are enforced by our moderation team.

FunkyCraft – Friday Night LOLZ

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any ordinary server, we’re the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds that you can only access by defeating the Ender Dragon while singing “Friday Night” by Rebecca Black. 2. Our server is protected by an army of Tankmen who will defend you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day. 3. Pico himself will personally serenade you with his guitar skills while you mine for resources. 4. If you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where Madness reigns supreme and every day is a battle for survival. 5. Spooky Month is every month on our server, where haunted mansions and ghostly mobs roam freely.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness, the funk, and the epic adventures that await you in the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server!

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New Server IP
Blocky Brain Busters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild vegetable war zone! Join us and witness epic battles between vegetable soldiers and gangsters as they fight to the death. And who could forget the legendary vegetable who met their demise on the toilet? If you’re looking for non-stop action, hilarious moments, and a truly unique gaming experience, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare for vegetable warfare like you’ve never seen before!

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New Server IP
SCP Site 15 RP [1.20.4, No mods]

Active Staff, Class-Ds, Custom Audio, Custom Sounds, Discord, facility, functions, Map, No mods, O5 Council, Ranks, Roleplay, rp, Scp, SCP 008, scp 049, scp 173, SCP Facility, SCP-914, SCP173, scps, Server, Site 15, Swraithe, trainings, Warheads

The First SCP no-mod Server That’s Actually Good

This SCP server is sponsored by Youtuber Swraithe.

Search up Swraithe on youtube for his channel. Thank you, Swraithe!

This server includes:Custom Sounds, Custom Audio, Warheads, Functions, Ranks, Discord, a Map, Active Staff, O5 Council, SCP Facility, SCPs, working SCP-173, 049, 914, 008, and others, Class-Ds, Trainings, AND MORE.Don’t know what SCP is and still want to join?SCP Wiki: Join our Discord for updates and have a good time. Is nobody online? Contact someone on our communications server!

site15.mc.gg

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New Server IP

SkyGens: Where even the creepers hide from the chickens. Version 1.20-1.20.5

1.201.20.5, chickens, CREEPERS, Custom Enchants, discord server, Free Ranks, Hide, Minions, New server, Pet system, Play.theblind5.com, Port 25565, PvE, SkyGens, staff needed, Version

Skygens Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Minions	Customize and upgrade minions with more skins coming soon!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Staff Needed	Join our team as a builder, developer, or moderator!
Pet System	Collect and train pets to assist you on your island adventures!

Discord Server: Join here

Server IP: play.theblind5.com (1.20+)

Port: 25565

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for a staff position?

A: Please visit our Discord server and check the designated channel for staff applications.

Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome all suggestions and feedback from our players. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord server.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and safe gaming environment. You can find the rules posted on our website or Discord server.