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Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

LuckMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7348

Welcome to LuckMC Network!

Where adventure, fun, and excitement await! Join a community of passionate players on a unique Minecraft experience with a variety of game modes designed to challenge, entertain, and connect.

Game Modes:

Lifesteal [RELEASED]

SkyBlock [COMMING]

SkyMines [COMMING]

OneBlock [COMMING]

Whether you’re battling it out in PvP arenas, exploring vast worlds, or testing your luck with custom features, there’s something for everyone. Immerse yourself in our friendly environment, where skill meets strategy and every moment is filled with opportunities.

Are you ready to make your luck? Join us today on LuckMC Network!

luckmc.waffle.host:25327

trassert.create

crate drops, Create, Events, FTB, Fun Community, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, rare items, Server, Survival, trassert.create, Updates

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Experience the thrill of Create! Join our server for exciting crate drops, rare items, and a fun community. Regular updates and events

trassert.mcmod.ru

Ganon Likes To Watch Minecraft Server

ganon, likes, likes to watch, long tail, Minecraft, Server, watch

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Items Found:	6578	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Ganon himself can’t resist watching the chaos unfold! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ganon is a huge fan of our server and loves to watch all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Rumor has it that he even takes notes on our epic builds and PvP battles to improve his own evil lair in Hyrule.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when a ninja chicken will swoop in and steal your diamonds, so keep an eye out for those sneaky cluckers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Trust me, there’s nothing more satisfying than smiting your enemies with the power of rainbows and sparkles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness that even Ganon can’t resist watching!

Ay Dios Mio Minecraft SMP

ay dios mio, colloquial, common, Cultural, dios, disbelief, emotion, exclamation, Expression, informal, informal language, Language, latin, Minecraft, Mio, oh my god, phrase, Popular, reaction, shock, Slang, smp, Spanish, Surprise

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of rabid chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to approach it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a powerful ruler who commands an army of dancing llamas. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will carry you to the ends of the earth.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. Ay dios mio, indeed!

DominationHQ

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, nametag visibility, Plugins, PvP, Render Distance, Roleplay, Survival, Uptime, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Hey everyone! We’d love for you to join our full vanilla Minecraft server! If you’d like more details, hop on over to our Discord. We can’t wait to play together!…

We Are looking for players to grow our community please come start your adventure

server specs:

32 Render Distance 24/7 Uptime No Plugins! 500k World Boarder! No Nametag Visibility

195.252.196.232

Mappercraft

Battles, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Factions, Geopolitical, History, Ip:, kinetichosting, Land claiming, Mappercraft, minecraft server, Miraheze, nation, Roleplay, rules, Semi Vanilla, stable TPS, Survival, TOWN, Vanilla, Version 1.21.1, Wiki

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Mappercraft is a semi-vanilla geopolitical Minecraft server. Having existed for nearly a decade, it is the oldest server of its kind. On Mappercraft, you can create your own nation, join someone else’s nation, fight in grand battles, or build a town for yourself—free from overbearing claiming plugins. We are currently running a 1:500 scale world of the Earth, and we currently have a stable 20 tps!

Current world opened November 1st, so still not much history has happened. Come make some!

Version: 1.21.1 IP: mappercraft.kinetichosting.gg Join the Discord to claim land and for extended rules: https://discord.gg/HwCAWZkFDe Dynmap: http://209.192.169.148:25584/ Wiki: https://mappercraft.miraheze.org/

mappercraft.kinetichosting.gg:25566

The New Mustapha Pasha Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server, The New Mustapha Pasha, is like no other with its crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby villagers.

So why wait? Join The New Mustapha Pasha today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a gang of killer bunnies or being chased by a giant chicken with a vendetta. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

#DemocraticCandidate, #DemocraticParty, #Harris2024, #KamalaHarrisPosters, #KamalaMemes, #LilDonniesPlaypenEdition, #MommyKamala, #POTUS47, #PresidentHarrisGeneral, #PropagandaCampaigns, #SpaceExploration, #TeamKamala, #WeedLegalization, Donnies, Edition, general, harris, Kamala2024, kamalaharris, Lil, MAGA, Minecraft, phg, Playpen, president, prochoice, smp, trump, vp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Emeralds Found:	3805	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Towns Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as Kamala Harris’ campaign trail? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us if you denounce MAGA and Trump, because we’re all about that #TeamKamala life.

Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).

But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.

Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala

KorolCraft

Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

modpack contains over 170 mods that will improve the vanilla and tech experience! Link: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/korolcraft

No modified recipes and no biome mods Focused 100% on tech mods with: Mechanism Applied energistics 2 Ender I Project Red ProjectE

213.170.135.120:25597

OneWay

1.20x, 1.21x, administration, box pvp, Community, Experience, Friendly, Fun, high quality, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Hello, do you want a good and high-quality box-pvp server? We invite you to our box-pvp server to have fun! friendly community, friendly administration that will always help you! so what are you waiting for, come to us and experience things you haven’t experienced yet! oneway.srw.lt, 1.20x – 1.21x A server that always wants to be good!

oneway.srw.lt:10866