Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6672
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1043
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Sanjit Gaming

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Emeralds Found:	6861	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to Sanjit Gaming Network, your ultimate destination for Minecraft fun! Dive into action-packed Bedwars battles, conquer the wilderness in survival mode, or unleash your PvP skills in KitPvP arenas. Experience the thrill of life-stealing combat, conquer the skies in Skywars, or build your own floating empire in Skyblock. Test your agility in TNT Run and TNT Tag challenges. With a variety of exciting game modes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!

join.sanjitgaming.fun:27433

Simplex

Semi Vanilla, Simplex

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Server IP – simplexmc.com

Discord Link – https://discord.gg/jd68FYNs4C

Features

• There are no map resets but end resets with major updates

• Player-run shopping district with monthly auctions

• Land claiming, homes, tpa, and anti-cheat are the only add-ons for the server

• Events like weekly spleef, monthly arena matches, build comps, and seasonal event areas!

• Active community for eight years, many longtime players and great builds throughout the server!

Geopol hunter

Geopol, Hunter, Modded

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you looking for a new server to play? Then look no further! Welcome to Cazador Geopol. We have many cool aspects such as: – Active and dedicated admins 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 – Fair and unbiased rules 👨‍⚖️ – Active and easy to talk to player base 🗣️ We also have things like: – An Earth map 🌎 – Towny 🛖 – Movecraft 🚢 – Guns 🔫 – Bedrock/Java crossplay 🎮 There is all sorts of stuff to do on Cazador. Start your own town, build your nation up, create an empire, go to war, build battleships, siege towns, and much more. https://discord.gg/UBB5wDemHy

Realmportal

Realmportal, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1585
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5

A mesmerizing take on RPGMMO Towny Survival experience with fancy custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more flavorful content!

▣ Embark on an epic journey and choose from several classes with various skills and abilities. Level up RPG style and craft hundreds of unique custom items. Battle dozens of thrilling and diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new and menacing bosses in an immersive towny experience.

▣ Descend into massive and intricate dungeons. Feel the excitement of each battle and the satisfaction of solving each puzzle. Explore detailed rooms for exclusive loot and unique gear.

▣ Take to the skies flying on dragons and discover dozens of colourful new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ vibrant new blocks and furniture pieces. Like music for one’s eyes.

▣ Engage in the bustling economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms to bring your town to life.

▣ Protect your majestic fortress and riches with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

▣ Enjoy an immersive and captivating experience with new textures, models and sounds, No mods are needed. Simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence that has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value community insight and feedback for new content.

Discord server link: discord.gg/eVvG4ad

Java 1.20.2 – 1.20.4. Connect at: Realmportalmc.xyz

https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/realmportal/ https://realmportalmc.xyz

Charged Creeper

Charged, creeper, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3012
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to Charged CreeperCharged Creeper have to offer you; log in at any time, any place from any platform and see for yourself! Here are a few things we offer the community:

💎 QoL: Such as Public Warps, Personal Homes, Teleporting to Friends, etc.

💎 Lite RPG: Mob Arenas, Dungeons w/ Custom Bosses & Loot Tables, New open-world mobs, McMMO (skilling system), etc.

💎 Non-P2W store: Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.

💎 Voting Perks: Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.

💎 Economy: Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.

💎 Cross-play: Play with your friends on any platform!

💎 Professionalism: A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime.

💎 No Whitelisting: That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!

💎 Safety: Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!

💎 Discord: A channel with tons of extra information for the community with regular updates!

Website

Discord Channel

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Janitor’s Closet SMP

CLOSET, Janitors, Roleplay, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ores Mined:	1253
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	560362	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

A server that’s main goal is to provide fun worldbuilding via roleplay, nations, and conflict. Come join us in our small but hopefully growing community and make history.

You can create deep connections between nations and characters, create towns and nations that interact with each other, create history and roleplaying as your character to develop it, and to create an enjoyable server experience for everyone.

We want players to join and build their own stories, and see how theirs interacts with others in the grand scheme of things.

Asides from a worldbuilding aspect, we have a friendly community that’s accepting of all peoples (except meanies!), there are in-game community events that everyone has a jolly time in.

In order to filter out any wrong-doers, we have an application process that shouldn’t be too hard, all you have to do is talk about what you plan to do on the server in terms of interaction and any lore and read some neat rules!

We hope to see you in the Janitor’s Closet! https://discord.gg/jnqDsPZe

ExeosCraft

ExeosCraft, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.
🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.
🎮Cross-Platform: Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!

🌐 Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System
🐾 Pets
🏡 Land Claim
🪓 McMMO
💰 Strong Economy
🏆 Leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

IP MC.FROGNW.FUN Brothers, support the Minecraft server project

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchantments Applied:	288
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

▶️ IP: MC.FROGNW.FUN

2.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:14756

CozyCraving

CozyCraving, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.

IP: play.cozycraving.com

Raw Charms

charms, Raw, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Server IP: mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

Server Features:

Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes:

Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks

Worlds: Backed up daily

Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.

Server Rules (Allowed):

PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

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