Oh No Oh No Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, ARPG, Boss Battles, Character customization, Combat, dungeon crawling, Epic, equipment upgrades, Exploration, FANTASY, Finally, gameplay, gtalright, Hack and Slash, high intensity, leveling up, Loot, Loot drops, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Questing, role playing, Skill Tree, smp, Time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	229
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

>Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Sleepland Minecraft server

1.21, 1.7, banner, Bed wars, bedrock, building, Community, don’t destroy anything, Fun, image, java, Lazy, limited players, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, rules, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Sleepland, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9859	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

mc-sl.ru:51073

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	490

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Star Shards Collected:	84	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

play.auraforge.net

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

play.minezones.org:40000

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, desire, emotional connection, fulfillment, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, Minecraft, NoWomanSex, personal growth, Prostitutes, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-control, Server, sex, sexual desire, sexual experience, temptation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	161
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

bloodborne, bonfire, Challenges, Character planners, Community, DANK, dark souls, demons souls, discussion, dsg, elden ring, FAQ, FromSoftware, gameplay, games, general, King’s Field, Lore, Minecraft, online tips, Resources, sekiro, smp, Souls, Souls Games, strategy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	2962
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7030	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Android 18, Anime, Ball, BULMA, Cell, Chi-Chi, dragon ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Majin buu, Master Roshi, Minecraft, Mr. Satan, Piccolo, Server, Tiền, useless, useless character, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!