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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4095 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 754956 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.
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