OH HEAVENS – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

blocky, CREEPERS, GOD, Good, McBlockface, oh, OH BOY, OH DEAR, OH DEAR GOD, OH GOOD GOD, OH GOSH, OH HEAVENS, OH JESUS, OH LORD, OH MAN, oh my god, OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD, OH NO GOD, Oh No!, OH PLEASE, OH WOW, oh yeah, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

ShockMC

bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

We are an amazing, cracked Lifesteal SMP server, that is mostly F2P, and really fun! Our staff. Map and everything is highly proffesionally set up, and ready for your adventure! Join us today!

play.shockmc.net:8015

BoxBrawl

#exciting, Adventure, Arena, battle, BoxBrawl, Boxpvp, Community, competitive, Fun, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minehut, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, Prison, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, video game

box brawl is an all new BoxPVP experience that focuses on you the player yes that’s right no more crappy Minehut middle server instead you join directly through us and get a much better experience! so join today it’s a feature rich experience you do not wanna miss out on!

play.boxbrawl.cc:25576

▶ ️ REALLYWORLD ▶ ️ Empage server ▶ ️ server minecraft

Adventure, Boss Battles, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Empage server, Events, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, reallyworld, Roleplay, Server Minecraft, Survival

The description of the server server “Reallyworld Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

REALLYWORLD.GO.GGMINE.RU

Cosmic Stars Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, airhead, alien isolation, baby, Chuubas, Cosmic, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, Live streaming, Lost, online personality, Oshi, Realm, RikaNeko_ch, Stars, Streamer, tetris, twitch, Twitch channel, twitch streamer, Uoh, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as RikaNeko_ch playing Alien Isolation? Look no further, our server is like a baby learning to play Tetris – cute, but totally clueless. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and madness. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Come on, click that link and let’s get weird together!

EduGoneByeByeCraft

current administration, Department of Education, Education Department, Education policy, Education reform, educational outcomes, educational resources, educational system, EduGoneByeByeCraft, federal agencies, future generations, government efficiency, government reform, government spending, national budget, policy changes, Political debate, political decisions, political opinions, public education, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old politics and serious discussions? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have a Department of Education that is literally on fire! That’s right, instead of eliminating it, we decided to spice things up by setting it ablaze and watching it burn to the ground. Who needs education when you have a flaming building to admire? Plus, our server is full of Trump supporters who will debate the benefits of this fiery destruction all day long. So come on over and join the chaos, because who needs logic and reason when you have a flaming Department of Education?

GandBTech

Adventure, Community, Company, Creative, custom spawns, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, multiple worlds, ONLINE, PvE, Sandbox, Survival, tech support, Technology, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft Server For The Tech Support Company GAndBTechnologies, this is a survival multiplayer with towny and mcmmo, custom spawns, multiple worlds

play.gandbtech.com

simplevanilasmp

Anarchy, Cheating, chill vibe, Community, Cosmetics, Donations, Economy, fair, FAIRPLAY, Hacks, Minecraft, Paytowin, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Ranks, respectful, Roleplay, rules, simplevanilasmp, Survival, swearing, Trade, Vanilla, Welcoming

Welcome to SimpleVanillaSMP! I got tired of all the pay-to-win nonsense on other servers, so I decided to create a place where everyone can just enjoy the game in its purest form. No pay-to-win features, no unfair advantages—just good, clean survival Minecraft. While community donations are crucial to keeping the server running, they won’t get you any gameplay advantages. Donating may grant you cool ranks or cosmetics, but the game itself will stay fair for everyone.

This server is all about fair play. We’re not an anarchy server, so cheating is not allowed. If you’re looking for a server where cheating is okay, there are plenty out there, and I’m happy to recommend some to you. Just DM me or a mod/admin, and we can point you in the right direction. Otherwise, please keep the game fair and fun for everyone by avoiding any cheats or hacks. Let’s all play by the same rules!

Feel free to use light swearing in chat, but please be respectful to others. If someone asks you to stop, simply do so—it’s all about maintaining a chill and welcoming vibe. You can also enjoy the player-driven economy with player shops, trade, and more. This is your server to build, trade, and have fun with the community!

simplevanilasmp.play-network.io:26910

Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!