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Oh fuck guys Minecraft Servers

  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6410
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Void Gems Collected: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3784
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Farms Harvested: 436
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1893
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Farms Harvested: 444
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 416
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 97
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6897
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 New Chunks Explored: 819912

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4443
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9220
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4358
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 328298 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

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  • KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

    KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1679
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6966
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Animals Bred: 170 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2085
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Towns Built: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

    plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

    New Minecraft Server
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