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Pigskin Race Rescue Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Animals Bred:	92

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t ride pigs and fly like a majestic Jewish superhero? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the pigskin race from extinction while soaring through the skies like a true hero.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	132
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dimension Hops:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

anonymous sharing, arousal, Boundaries, boundary-pushing, community insights, community insights Sensual experimentation, community insights Sensual exploration, Curiosity, experimentation, hidden desires Unconventional pleasures, hidden fantasies Erotic experimentation, hidden fantasies Erotic exploration, hidden pleasures Unconventional toys, Intimacy, intimate desires Taboo fantasies, intimate exploration, intimate secrets, kink Female pleasure, personal satisfaction Female arousal, Pleasure, pleasure seeking Taboo pleasures, PleasureCraftXYZ, question Sexual exploration, reddit, Self Discovery, self-exploration, sensation Intimate objects, sensory pleasures Reddit discussions, sensory stimulation Reddit confessions, sexual discovery Female pleasure seeking, sexual discovery Female sexuality, taboo Personal satisfaction, unconventional desires, unconventional toys, unique experiences, unique experiences Reddit discussion, weird, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	898	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Towns Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, #youtube, acceptance, Adult, Anarchy, Anime, Anticheat, Castle, Chaos, Chestshop, Community, creativity, creeper, Discord, Economy, Enchants, expressive, FANTASY, Fly, girl, Grief, grief-free, hermitcraft, House, hypixel, immersive world, Kingdom, Kits, Land claiming, Legit, Lgbt, LifeSteal, LucidMC, Magic, memes, Modded, new, non toxic, Old, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Shop, SKY, Small, smp, Spells, Survival, survival roleplay, sword, Teleport, twitch, Unique Community, Warp, Weirdness, zombie

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Emeralds Found:	7307	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

ChipCraft – Cozy Adventures in MC Server

Adventures, Al-Quds Brigades, Ansarullah, Chip, ChipCraft, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, F-22 Raptor, Gaza Strip, Hamas, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Nakba Documentary, Netanyahu, News, occupation, palestine, Rafah city, resistance, Server, State Department, Terrorist, TJD13, tkd, US Marine, war cabinet

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	629	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning reality! Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even the Glowniggers are trying to sabotage us – that’s how you know we’re doing something right!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, European country, foreign relations, heritage, i love poland, international relations, love, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, my country, national pride, patriotism, Polish people, PolishCraft, Server, solidarity, tourism, travel, Unity

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you a fan of pierogis, vodka, and dancing the polka? Then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! We’ve got more Polish pride than a pierogi eating contest at a polka festival. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few rounds of Minecraft bingo with a side of kielbasa. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – because on this server, we’re all about that Polska power!

MineCraftAddictz

addiction, addictive personality, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, cravings, dependency, emotional regulation, habits, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftAddictz, Obsession, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you addicted to mining diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the perfect place for all your addictive Minecraft needs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us and escape to a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you cower in fear at the sight of a zombie pigman?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your Minecraft addiction run wild! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks because once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop.

FingerlessPirate Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, boat, China, coast guard, diplomatic incident, disputed waters, east asia, finger cut off, FingerlessPirate, Guns, international relations, maritime dispute, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, Philippine, security threat, Server, Soldier, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial conflict

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

come join our epic minecraft server where the china coast guard boards boats and seizes guns like it’s nobody’s business! one time, a soldier even had his finger cut off, talk about intense pvp action! who needs diamonds when you can have a finger as a trophy, am i right? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of high seas drama and finger-cutting shenanigans! #NoFingersNoProblem #SeasOfChaos #JoinOrLoseADigit

BusAssassinAcaResort

acapulco, Assassinated, bus, BusAssassinAcaResort, Corruption, crime, election, Government, Mayor-elect, mexico, murder, News, organized crime, Political, Public Safety, resort city, security concerns, targeted killing, Tragedy, violence, violence against politicians

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Votes:	1609
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor-elect is always getting pulled off buses and assassinated near the resort city of acapulco! it’s a wild ride full of mystery and danger, just like a telenovela but with creepers and zombies instead of dramatic love triangles. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker full of diamond armor or discover a hidden village of talking pigs. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything can happen!

TransplantCraft: Organ Edition

Accuracy, Edition, Healthcare, Hearts, kidneys, livers, LUNGS, machine learning, major organs, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, molecular biomarkers, Organ, organ donation, organ rejection, organ transplants, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive technology, research, transplant outcomes, transplant rejection, TransplantCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Animals Bred:	86	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players have organs made of blocks? well now u can cuz this server is all about transplanting organs in the game! u can have a heart made of diamonds or a liver made of emeralds, the possibilities are endless!

we use machine learning to predict if ur organ transplant will be successful or not, so u better watch out for those creepers trying to blow up ur new kidney. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience that u won’t find anywhere else!