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Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Items Found:	4974
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡DUELS | MEGA-PVP | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Animals Bred:	170
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can enjoy tasteful views while building your dream world!

Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories that will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off.

Our server is equipped with the most advanced technology, like Controlnet and LoRa Training, to help you conquer the pixelated universe like a pro.

And don’t forget about our exclusive AMD GPU section, where you can unleash the power of your graphics card and witness mind-blowing graphics that will make your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for some degenpasta along the way!

> management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

Sonic Adventure 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally!). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on special occasions.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little…explosive. 😉

War Within Minecraft SMP: World of Warcraft Lore

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7370	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have recreated the epic World of Warcraft War Within lore in blocky form! Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests, battle mythical creatures like creepers and zombies, and build our own epic castles to defend against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will allow you to fly on a pig, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even turn into a blocky version of Sylvanas Windrunner herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure. Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the World of Warcraft War Within madness begin!

What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crops Grown:	7955	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

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”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!