OH DEAR GOD – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’
blocky, CREEPERS, GOD, Good, McBlockface, oh, OH BOY, OH DEAR, OH DEAR GOD, OH GOOD GOD, OH GOSH, OH HEAVENS, OH JESUS, OH LORD, OH MAN, oh my god, OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY LORD, OH NO GOD, Oh No!, OH PLEASE, OH WOW, oh yeah, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

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CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong
calculation, circle, CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong, circumference, Exact, Geometry, IMPOSSIBLE, Infinite, irrational number, mathematical certainty, mathematical concept, mathematical impossibility, mathematical limit, mathematical mystery, mathematical precision, mathematical truth, Mathematics, mathematics problem, Measurement, Never, numerical value
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the circumference of a circle is the ultimate mystery? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we don’t even bother tryna calculate that shiz. We’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers with our bare hands. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal life in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the circle circumference conspiracy!

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AstroCraftIOAA – Gold Medal Winners!
academic excellence, achievement, AstroCraftIOAA, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Brazil, Competition, education, Global Event, GOLD, Gold medals, India, International Olympiad, IOAA, Iranian students, MEDAL, ranking first, Rio de Janeiro, Science, success, talented students, top ranking, Usa, WINNERS
come join our epic minecraft server where iranian students are the reigning champs of the intergalactic olympiad on astronomy and astrophysics! we may not have gold medals, but we have gold blocks for days! india and usa can’t compete with the level of fun and craziness we have on this server. build your own space station, explore the galaxy, and battle aliens with your trusty diamond sword. join now and show off your out-of-this-world building skills!

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Semi-Spicy Vanilla, No Extra Ingredients: Just Pure Gameplay 1.21.1

[player based economy], 1.21.1, admin involvement, admin shop, Bed.., claiming plugins, Economy, EXTRA, gameplay, gravity, Highways, ingredients, Jobs, large scale builds, multiplayer, Player Shops, Public farms, Pure, rare head drops, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, server infrastructure, sethomes, spawn access, Survival, tps, Vanilla

SSMP Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server

SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.

This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS.

Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
easy /spawn access
developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
rare head drops
physical and active player-based economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Can I claim land on the server?	No, we do not have complicated claiming plugins. You are free to build anywhere as long as you follow our rules.
Are there admin shops or jobs available?	No, our economy is player-driven and does not involve admin shops or jobs.
What is the bedrock connection port?	The bedrock connection port is 63809.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server
Bennett, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Mualani, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Web Event, Wiki, Xinyan
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun always shines and the flowers bloom in the most epic way possible! Join us for the ultimate sightseeing experience as you explore our world filled with shimmering dances of stone and kindness that begets friendship.
Our version 5.0 update, “Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn,” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you wanting more. And don’t forget to participate in our web event, “Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro!” where you can win amazing prizes until September 24.
But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Mualani, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kachina, Xinyan, and Bennett, along with weapon banners like Surf’s Up (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). And don’t miss out on our daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, where anything is possible!

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SayHisNameMC SMP
SayHisNameMC, smp
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be facing off against the legendary Ender Dragon’s evil twin brother, the Ender Llama! That’s right, this llama is no ordinary farm animal – he’s got a taste for destruction and chaos. But don’t worry, because we’ve also got a team of super-powered chickens who will help you defeat him. So come join us on our server and help us save the world from the wrath of the Ender Llama! Just remember to always… SAY HIS NAME!

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MineCraftMixUp
academic pressure, adjusting to change, affluent school, bullying, dealing with loss, family care, family finances, gifted student, GRIEVING, MineCraftMixUp, Moving, nerdy kid, parent-child conflict, robotics program, rough area, school bullying, school district, school environment, school transition, Social Skills
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!
So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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JokeCraft: LOL Edition
amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

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FrenchFriesInSerbia
$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift
yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.
imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.
we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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VibeCraft: Learn to Please
adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator
Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

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Neighborhoods of Misconception
affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals
join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

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