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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 468 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. We’ve got more hacks than a group of griefers and more glitches than a laggy server. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing on our server since beta and he can’t get enough of the madness.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more updates than Notch himself and more drama than a Minecraft love triangle. Plus, our community is tighter than a piston pushing a block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!