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OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	229
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Items Found:	4083

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Animals Bred:	194	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	115	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	214	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineCraftMysteryAcronyms

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Votes:	2989
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most acronym-filled server out there! Join us and discover a whole new world of LOL (Lots of Llamas) where you can ROFL (Ride on Flying Llamas) and LMAO (Lava Makes Awesome Orbs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!

So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCoupCrushers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

lololol dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds like confetti at a party. our admin once fought off a dragon with a wooden sword and won cuz he’s a ninja in disguise. also, our players have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we be overthrowing governments in our sleep. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro.

CraftyCallz

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, on this server, the phone call icon is gonna be the “you 3D printed the save icon” of the next generation. I know, crazy right? But that’s not all!

When you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders. You’ll ride on rainbow-colored pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even be able to turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, you heard me right, CHEESE).

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly sea turtle named Terry. And trust me, Terry knows how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, bro, this is gonna be LEGENDARY!