No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

contradiction, Allowed, Marriage, Reproduction, children

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

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Baby Boom Minecraft Server

fertility, boom, reproductive fitness., parenting, reproductive success

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where the only goal is to see who can produce the most offspring! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure of breeding animals and creating a massive farm full of baby animals.

But that’s not all! We also have a competition to see who can build the craziest baby-making machine using redstone contraptions and pistons. Let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous ways to increase your animal population.

And if that’s not enough, we have regular events where players have to compete in challenges to see who can gather the most resources for their growing family of animals. Will you be the ultimate breeder on our server?

Join us now and let the baby-making madness begin!

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AnxietyCraft: Omega-3 Edition

innate anxiety, maternal nutrition, weaning, rat behavior, mental health

join our epic minecraft server, where we have omega-3 infused blocks that will make you the chillest player in the game. forget about anxiety, our server will have you feeling like a zen master in no time. plus, we have female rats running around showing off their learned anxiety skills – it’s a sight to see! come on in and supplement your gaming experience with some omega-3 goodness. you won’t regret it!

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BabyBirdHorrorLand

baby animals, Small, beaks, baby birds, wildlife

u wanna join dis server cuz we got baby birds dat will haunt ur dreams fo’eva. dey ain’t cute lil fluffballs, dey be lookin’ like dey crawled straight outta a horror movie. but don’t worry, dey won’t actually hurt ya in da game, dey just gonna give u nightmares fo’ lyfe. so come join da server and face ur fears of da creepy baby birds. who knows, maybe u’ll even become friends with dem and start a bird gang or sumthin’. ain’t no other server gonna give u dat kinda experience, so come on over and let da baby birds take ova!

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EggscellentSpermCraft

variation, Conception, biology, Reproduction, chromosomes

yo, imagine if every sperm was a different dude, like a lil army of potential humans just swimming around. now imagine if those lil dudes were like, “yo, let’s mix it up and go to different eggs!” bro, we’d have a whole new set of peeps walkin’ around this planet.

that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.

join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?

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BearCrash Minecraft Server

environmental impact, Minecraft, BearCrash, Offspring, white grizzly bear

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

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Breeding Bonanza Server

canon, canonically made, breeding, Offspring, genetics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can breed are animals? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post vidya characters specifically made for endless breeding! That’s right, you can breed Mario with Sonic to create the ultimate speedster plumber! Or how about breeding Lara Croft with Master Chief to create a badass explorer warrior? The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous! Join our server now for a breeding experience like no other and see what crazy combinations you can come up with! Who knows, you might just create the next legendary character in the Minecraft world!

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Kybidamage server minecraft

Server, Survival, Kybidamage, Minecraft, Donata

Survival of the Donata and then!

Kybdamage.aternos.me:60378

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Seraph’s Wild

Modded, Spells, voice chat, Community, FACTORY

Welcome to Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a heavily modded forge minecraft server with its main focus on changing the boring vanilla gameplay with huge rehauls to almost everything!

Server Info

Feature	Description
Version	Runs on 1.20.1 using mods to get newer versions meaning you’ll never miss new updates
Specs	High-end specs & mods ensuring a smooth gameplay experience.
Community	Community-run, meaning your suggestions will always be considered or implemented.

Features

Overhauled Overworld, Nether & End with loads of new biomes, blocks, etc. Heaven for builders 😀
Tinkerer’s Construct, adding hundreds of new items
Build a Space Station with Ad Astra!
Create Mod, the factory of your dreams, complete with wind turbines, water wheels, and even diesel generators!
Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other people all in-game
Magic, Spells and Technology with scrolls, immersive engineering & loads more!

Want to join?

Join our Discord <3

Thank you, and I hope to see you there!

FAQ

Question: How do I join the server?	Answer: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there to join the Minecraft server.
Question: Are there any specific rules on the server?	Answer: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our Discord server for a list of rules and guidelines to follow.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: Yes, as long as they don’t disrupt the gameplay experience for other players.

Banana Oasis 1.21.1

grocery shopping, banana, potassium, Oasis, portable snack

Hey you! Yes, you! Do you like bananas? Well, our Minecraft server is the only place where you can find a magical banana that will grant you superpowers!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of banana hunting and become the ultimate banana warrior in the Minecraft universe.

But beware, there can only be ONE banana, so you better act fast and claim it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest banana adventure of your life!

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Offspring

Welcome to Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Features

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