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CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6270	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Potions Brewed:	198	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Votes:	3136

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Animals Bred:	84
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Votes:	4461
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Farms Harvested:	830

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	165	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	109388	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

animal actors, Animal Behavior, animal costume, animal impersonation, animal kingdom, animal occupation, animal representation, animal world, Animals, Character, costume, dressing up, Entertainment, humans, Job, job comparison, mascot, mascot life, MascotCraft, Performance, Profession, unique job, unite

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.