Offshore Accounts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

money laundering, ShellCraft, Russian economy, political corruption, money trail

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

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FrozenRublesMC

international sanctions, Swiss banking, Russian senator, assets, illicit funds

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Swiss authorities are like, “woah, we gotta freeze this Russian senator’s assets just to make sure he doesn’t spend it all on joining this epic Minecraft server!”

Like, can you imagine how crazy this server must be if even the Swiss are getting involved? Maybe there’s a secret underground base where all the top players hang out and plot world domination or something.

Join now and maybe you’ll get in on the action before the authorities come knocking on your door! Just kidding, they probably won’t. But seriously, join this server for a wild ride that even the Swiss can’t resist!

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AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

confiscated, financial crime, 1 million, illegal activities, economic sanctions

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

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Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

patient affordability, drug prices, pharmaceutical companies, healthcare industry, Healthcare

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

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CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild

financial crimes, offshore accounts, trial, money laundering, scandal

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!

SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

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PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

papers, people, Legal, Court, Corruption

so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.

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XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!

Diplomacy, united states, Great, XiCraft, Server

so like, u should totally join our epic minecraft server cuz like, trump and president xi are like bffs now and they want everyone to come together and play minecraft in harmony. like, can u imagine trump and xi building a giant castle together? it would be so lit. plus, there’s this rumor that if u join our server, u might actually get to meet them in game and they’ll give u special powers or something. like, who wouldn’t want that? so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, together with trump and xi by our side. it’s gonna be yuge!

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LebCraft: Where TNT is the Only Villager Threat

civilian casualties, IDF attack, investigative journalism, War Crimes, Lebanese civilians

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than an IDF attack on a Lebanon village, but don’t worry, only villagers are harmed! BBC even did a special report on our server cuz it’s so lit 🔥 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! Plus, we have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady villagers for rare items. It’s like a whole new world down there, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of our crazy server!

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Ginger Village: Anti-Inflammatory Fun

Village, T2DM, Management, Ginger, STUDIES

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GINGERBREAD HOUSES AND SH*T!

OUR SERVER IS LIT AF WITH GINGER SUPPLEMENTS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A BOSS FIGHTING OFF CHRONIC LOW-GRADE INFLAMMATION!

WE EVEN HAVE A SPECIAL QUEST WHERE U GOTTA FIGHT DIABETIC ZOMBIES AND SAVE THE GINGERBREAD VILLAGE!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT WITH GINGER POWER, Y’ALL! 🤪🔥🍪 #GINGERGANG #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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PolyGreat Minecraft server

Fighting, Starter Kit, Community, Server, PolyGreat

Server with a real map of Europe, with ready-made countries. Come in, develop, fight, trade! Lead your state to greatness!

play.polygreat.ru

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