Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchantments Applied:	113
Dragon Eggs Found:	2351	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Stormy Lagoon: Where diamonds are mined and friendships are forged!

Abilities, Adventures, Claiming, commands, Community, creativity, crossplay, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Forged, FRIENDSHIPS, Journey, lagoon, marketplace, Mined, organization, PvP, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4994	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/aitch-date/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

DumpVance Minecraft Server

best thing, Blue wave, Campaign, countdown, democratic party, democrats, Dump Vance, DumpVance, election, election season, midterm elections, Minecraft, opposition, political strategy, Politics, running mate, Schumer, Senate, Server, Trolls, trump, Trump administration, Vance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a political soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Schumer and Trump as they battle it out for the ultimate power in the game. Vance is causing chaos and stirring up trouble, making this server the craziest one yet. Get ready for a BIG Blue Wave of fun and insanity – Trump is so screwed on this server! Join now and be a part of the drama-filled action!

Minecraft SMP: Huohuo’s Star Rail Adventures

A Collection of Desires, Adventures, An Instant Before A Gaze, Character Banners, Download, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Fire Abundance, gift, hsrg, Huohuo Star Rail General, Huohuos, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lightning Hunt, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter, Minecraft, Może, Myriad Celestia Trailer, preview page, Rail, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4 Trailer, WAKE4HCV745TSTARRAILGIFT, Watch the Furnace, Wind Hunt, Yet Hope Is Priceless

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

We’ve got more updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with trailers that will make you question reality. From “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our updates will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t even get us started on the characters and banners. With names like Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta, you’ll feel like you’re in a fantasy novel. Plus, our new drip marketing will have you hunting for Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze like your life depends on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some redeemable codes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. See you in the game!

CraftyCareMC

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCareMC, Disappointment, emotional, family, Grief, Honesty, Hospital, hospitalization, lying.., PERSONAL LIFE, Pregnancy, pregnant in hospital, privacy, relationships, Respect, social media, stress, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Votes:	2351
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my life story.

Experience the thrill of broken bones and hospital stays just like me! Who needs a rollercoaster ride when you can live through car accidents and blood clots in the comfort of your own home?

Join now for the chance to have your personal life broadcasted to everyone without your consent! Get ready to be the talk of the town just like me, whether you like it or not!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some intense family drama that will make you question your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life meltdowns and emotional manipulation right here on our server?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have a front-row seat to a never-ending soap opera? See you there, drama llamas!

TippingPointCraft

#sustainability, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, climate trends, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme weather, FEARS, global warming, heatwaves, hottest days, observed, planet, record-breaking temperatures, rising temperatures, tipping points, TippingPointCraft, weather patterns

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

OMG u guyz, dis minecraft server is so lit u gonna think ur in da hottest days ever observed on dis planet! we got lava everywhere, u gonna be sweatin’ like crazy! and u know what? some peeps say we nearin’ ‘tipping points’ but who cares when u havin’ so much fun on dis server! come join us and see if u can handle da heat, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🔥🌋💥

ZombieTVFan404

actor memories, actor tribute, beloved character, character legacy, character love, deceased actor, fan dedication, fan disappointment, fan struggles, Fictional crush., Long Gone, Nostalgia, old tv show, social media, social media absence, TV show fandom, TV show nostalgia, TV show obsession, vintage television, virtual presence, ZombieTVFan404

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8660
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house bigger than your mom’s ego! we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a bad case of acne!

join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!

we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Patrilocraft: Where Sons Rule!

co-residence, cultural practices, Daughters, discrimination, family dynamics, family structure, gender bias, gender inequality, Gender Roles, India, marriage customs, norms, parents, patrilocality rates, Patrilocraft, rule, sex selection, social norms, societal expectations, Son preference, Sons, traditional beliefs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	285	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

So, like, this server is like totally lit, dude. We got all the crazy stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Plus, our players are like super cool and always down for a good time.

You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LacklusterSMP

Cross-Play, Minecraft SMP Vanilla Experience Play Players Immersive World Building Advanced Plugins Active Staff Friendly Community Survival Adventure Multiplayer Exploration Creativity Fun, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.

play.lacklustersmp.net

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate! Join now!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Charity, Craft, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, fair, Find, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Minecraft, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, Semi Vanilla, soulmate, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Java IP	play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has ExeosCraft been running?

ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.

2. Are donations required to play or progress on the server?

No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.

3. Are there any special rules or restrictions on ExeosCraft?

ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.

4. Can I suggest new features or updates for the server?

Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.

5. What unique features does ExeosCraft offer for Bedrock players?

ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.

6. How can I protect my builds on the server?

You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.

7. Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.

8. How does the Level-Up System work on ExeosCraft?

All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, CraftyDawntrail, Dawntrail General, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Ores Mined:	2472	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!

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