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Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	163030	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	197
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Potions Brewed:	176
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	7423
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6141

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Animals Bred:	91	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!