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CookedByFood

Burn, Caution, cautionary tale, Cook, CookedByFood, Cooking, Culinary, Eating, Food, Heat, Hot Food, Mouth, Pain, Sensation, spicy, spicy food, Temperature, Tongue, Warning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH FEEL LIKE IT’S ON FIRE, BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS DANCING THE MACARENA! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE MOBS HAVE GOT MOVES!

AND GET THIS – THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS AND EAT THEM FOR A BOOST OF ENERGY!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO WANTS TO BE PETTED? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE MOST FEARSOME MOBS ARE JUST BIG SOFTIES AT HEART!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS CRAZY, WILD, AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

Grand Master Craft server Minecraft

2010s, Authentic community, classic, cooperative play, Donations, Grand Master Craft, Minecraft, mojang, no bought admin, no bought creative, no bought moderation, No mods, no plugins, no resource packs, no screen-cluttering interfaces, original mechanics, original sandbox, private regions, real market, Server, symbolic donation, Teleportation, two friends, wipe Ender, wipe world

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

If you have been looking for that same classic Minecraft server from the 2010s for a long time, we are happy to invite you to the Grand Master Craft Minecraft server

*We adhere only to original mechanics and content from Mojang, with only minor allowances in favor of cooperative play (private regions and teleportation to players).

*No unnecessary plugins, mods, resource packs or screen-cluttering interfaces.

*When playing with us, you will never encounter players who bought creative, moderation or admin.

*The so-called donation on the server is symbolic in nature (small pleasant buns), which has almost no effect on the overall balance of gameplay.

*There is no surrogate currency on the server – only a real market for the exchange of resources.

*Wipe Ender of the world is carried out once every few months. Nether and upper worlds work without wipes.

*The server was founded by two simple friends, and to this day lives solely on donations from players who are not indifferent to this philosophy.

Finding a similar place to play with friends in modern realities is not an easy task. Therefore, if you are such a wanderer or wanderer, join our authentic community. To the community of fans and connoisseurs of the original sandbox.

65.21.70.46:25607

V For Vanilla+!

amendments, building, Chipped, Clean Experience, latest update, Lootr, MCA Reborn, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, No Setbacks, Rechiseled, Rechiseled-Chipped, Server, Shaders, Supplementaries, Survival, update, Vanilla, Waiting

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

V For Vanilla+!

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We will always give a clean experience on the latest update, No setbacks, within the 1st day of the update’s release. We use a few mods, for building, such as supplementaries, but that isn’t on the 1.21 mod list yet, so we’re waiting for that mod to update then we will have no more updates or resets until the next major update.

Also comes with shaders that you can select right after downloading the modpack (soon)

Mod List (None added yet as none updated)

LootR

Supplementaries

Amendments

Chipped

Rechiseled

Rechiseled-Chipped

MCA Reborn

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51.222.240.53:25572

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, government aid, Gratitude, international affairs, international aid, Minecraft, political donations, political relations, russia, Server, thank you, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2538	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	4003
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we give out 50 billion dollars to Ukraine and all you have to do is say thank you to Russia! It’s the only server where international politics and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. Join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds for world domination! Who needs diamonds when you have billions of dollars, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

FutaCraft Minecraft Server

Climax, Erotic, FANTASY, futa, FutaCraft, masturbating, Minecraft, mutual climax, mutual pleasure, orgasm control, Pleasure, Server, sexual arousal, sexual bliss, sexual desire, sexual ecstasy, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual timing, timing orgasm

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	5157
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7346
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ores Mined:	4474	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!