Pre-InternetCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451

Back in the dark ages before the internet, we were all just wandering around like lost sheep, trying to figure out how to survive without our daily dose of memes and cat videos. But fear not, for now there is a Minecraft server so epic, it will make you forget all about the prehistoric times of dial-up internet!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden potato temple, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant potato.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs the internet when you have flying pigs and potato magic at your fingertips?

LifeChangingDecisions – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and make small choices that will have hilariously huge impacts on your virtual life! Remember that time you decided to build a house out of dirt blocks and accidentally summoned a horde of angry zombies? Or when you tamed a chicken and it turned out to be a secret spy for the evil sheep empire? Yeah, those were wild times. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our crazy world of blocky chaos! Who knows, maybe your decision to plant a single flower will lead to an epic battle against an army of killer bunnies. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

DateCraft: Impress Me!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of trying to impress dates with boring old dinner and a movie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can impress your date by building them a virtual castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift someone a pixelated palace?

Join our server and show off your creativity by recreating famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower or the Taj Mahal. Your date will be so impressed, they’ll be begging for a second virtual date in no time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles to win the heart of your crush. Imagine the look on their face when you defeat them in a duel and declare your love in front of all the other players. It’s like a romantic comedy, but with more explosions.

So why waste time with boring dates when you can join our Minecraft server and have the most outrageous and unforgettable date night of your life? Trust us, your love life will never be the same again.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the most powerful missiles that can reach all the way to the underground bunkers of north korea. we have crazy battles where you can launch missiles at your enemies and blow up their bases. join now and show off your missile launching skills, it’s gonna be a blast!

TelAvivCraft Casualties

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets outer space meets a unicorn disco party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons, my dude.

First off, our server has a secret underground lair where you can ride rainbow-colored pigs while battling evil zombie llamas. Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie llamas. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating castle made entirely out of cheese. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a cheese castle, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive water balloon fight with the admins. And let me tell you, those admins have some serious water balloon skills. It’s like they were born with water balloons in their hands.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos. Yeah, it could happen.

Veridax: The Unofficial Meeting Place for Disgruntled Sheep & Annoying Creepers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25

Welcome to Veridax! 🌍

Embark on a thrilling adventure in Veridax, a SMP server where every player is made to feel right at home. Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, our 1.21 server has something special for everyone. Join now!

Server Details:

Server Type	Java/Bedrock 1.21 SMP
IP Address	veridax.uk.to
Location	Europe

Why Join Veridax?

✨ Custom Terrain: Immerse yourself in breathtaking landscapes with our unique Terralith-generated worlds.
💼 Job Opportunities: Earn rewards by taking on a variety of jobs and gathering essential resources.
🛒 Marketplace: Buy, sell, and trade items through player-run shops and dynamic auctions.
🎯 AuraSkills: Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities to enhance your gameplay.
🏡 Set Homes: Save and easily teleport to your favorite locations across the server.
🚀 Teleportation: Use teleport commands like /tps and /rtps for swift travel across Veridax.
🗺️ Live Map: Stay oriented with a real-time map of the Veridax world. Find the link on our Discord server.
⚰️ Graves: When the worst happens, your items are safe for 3 hours at your personalized grave.

Stay Secure:

🛡️ Land Protection: Safeguard your builds with our claim system and keep griefers at bay.

Connect With Us:

💬 Join Our Discord: Get the Bedrock port, connect with the community, and stay up-to-date with all server news.

Are you ready to start your epic journey? Dive into Veridax today and become a valued member of our growing community!

Phone Lurker Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Buildings Constructed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	150
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of paying attention in class and actually learning something? Then join our Minecraft server where education is a thing of the past! Our server is full of dank memes, ridiculous builds, and non-stop trolling. Say goodbye to studying and hello to endless hours of mindless fun. Join now and embrace your inner high school slacker!

Chaos Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6945	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5983
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds pretty houses and farms all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is a hot mess of chaos and insanity, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Join us if you love the thrill of never knowing if your house will still be standing when you log back in. We’ve got griefers, thieves, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to say hello (by blowing up your stuff, of course).

But don’t worry, it’s not all destruction and mayhem. We also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s anything but boring, come join us on our SMP. Just be prepared for the chaos, because once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

MommaCraft – Time to Lawyer Up!

Eviction Notice, family disputes, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, Home ownership, home remodel, home renovation, home repairs, homeowner rights, Lawyer, lawyer up, legal action, legal battles, legal consequences, legal defense, legal eviction, MommaCraft, property damage, property rights, rocky relationships, sibling conflicts, Time

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, legal battles, and home renovations gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find your virtual home painted a hideous shade of white by your own mother and brother, without your permission! Watch as your virtual wife takes legal action against them, with the help of her lawyer sister-in-law. Will your virtual family survive the chaos? Will your virtual mom be able to find a new virtual home? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! With cameras installed in every virtual corner, you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you stand by your virtual family, or will you be caught in the middle of a virtual divorce? Join now and witness the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

TooMuchMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	243	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	4698

Diamonds? Nope. XP? Nah. The answer is DRAMA, baby! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of betrayals, alliances, and epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your friendships).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry empire so vast that even Colonel Sanders would be jealous. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge his rule? The choice is yours, but be warned – crossing him may result in a chicken army descending upon your base in retaliation.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle while a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and prepare for the ride of your Minecraft life!

PixelPleasure: The Compliment Crafter

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to receive the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard after a successful mining session. From “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world!” to “Your crafting abilities make my heart skip a beat,” you’ll never know what strange praise you’ll get next.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting complimented by a creeper for your explosive personality!

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