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NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

career burnout, career dissatisfaction, career fulfillment, career longevity, daily grind, don’t want to go to work, feeling overwhelmed, job dissatisfaction, job dread, job frustration, lack of motivation, long term career, Minecraft, NoWorkToday, Server, work, work dread, work exhaustion, work stress, work struggles, Work Woes, work-life balance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Void Gems Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

Asshole, Benefits, boundary line, cost, demand letter, dog, Drama, drip system, electric collar, false boundary, Fence, Lawyer, maintenance, Minecraft, neighbors, property dispute, property line, Removal, seedlings, Server, survey, TreeBeGone, Trees

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

#security clearance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, dependency, drug use, guest etiquette, house rules, illegal substances, Marijuana, NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay, offensive, out of state guest, parenting, Preference, recreational drug use, smoking weed, toddlers, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, Vaping, young children

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

aesthetic vs taste, culinary disappointment, culinary letdown, deceptive, DISAPPOINTING, flavor deception, flavor letdown, food aesthetics, food appearance, food fails, food presentation, Minecraft, misleading appearance, Server, taste buds tricked, taste deception, taste disappointment, taste perception, TasteBudTerror, unappetizing, unpalatable, visual appeal, visually appealing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Farms Harvested:	323
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBonerBay

awkward, awkward silence, BlockyBonerBay, Caught, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, EXCUSE, Explanation, Guilty, Personal, pornography, privacy, reaction, secret, shame, shock, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6675
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!

MoscowCraft: Banned Times

banned, Censorship, foreign policy, freedom of press, international relations, Journalism, Media, media ban, Moscow, Moscow Times, MoscowCraft, News, organization, Outlaws, Politics, press freedom, russia, russia news, Russian government, Russian media, Russian politics, Times, undesirable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4529
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Animals Bred:	57	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!

MasterCrafters: Where the only thing semi about Vanilla is the ice cream. 1.21 update!

active members, cream, Enchantment, EU timezones, Fabric, Farms, Ferrite Core, Ice, Krypton, litematica, Lithium, mastercrafters, Megabuilds, Modern Fix, no strings attached, optimization mods, Reset, Semi, Semi Vanilla, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Buildings Constructed:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Gems Collected:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Focus	Build overpowered farms and megabuilds
Active Players	Not many currently, looking to increase
Timezones	Mostly active on EU timezones
Enchantments	Every enchantment is readily available
Reset Plans	No plans for reset due to time invested in farms
Server Status	24/7 availability, updated to the newest version, runs fabric and optimization mods
Mods	Ferrite Core, Krypton, Lithium, Modern Fix, Carpet, Carpet Extra

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to check out the server with no strings attached. Simply connect to the server with the provided IP address.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The main focus is to build overpowered farms for everything and use the materials for megabuilds.

Q: Are there plans for a server reset?

A: No, there are no plans for a reset due to the time invested in building farms on the server.

Q: What timezones are most active on the server?

A: The server is mostly active on EU timezones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: No restrictions, players are encouraged to build structures using the available materials from the overpowered farms.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The server runs fabric and has optimization mods along with carpet to make easy place from litematica work. Mods include Ferrite Core, Krypton, Lithium, Modern Fix, Carpet, and Carpet Extra.

Q: Are all enchantments readily available on the server?

A: Yes, every enchantment is already available on the server, so players do not have to grind for them.

Teenage LOL Minecraft Server

adolescence, bullying, bullying victim, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, emotions, Insecurity, judgment, Laughter, lol, mental health, Minecraft, negative attention, peer pressure, ridicule, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Stares, TEENAGE, teenagers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable fashion sense in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can wear a watermelon on your head and no one will bat an eye! Join us and let your freak flag fly as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. Who needs judgmental teenagers when you can have a whole community of fellow weirdos to laugh with? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

GirlCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anthros, big titty rapebait, demongirls, discuss, ditzy slut, domineering mommy, dumb gyaru, Elves, fantasize, girl of your dreams, Girlcraft, Girls You Wanna Be, Goblins, GYWB, humans, Milk Edition, Minecraft, monstergirls, needy loli, Roleplay, rp, Server, shy bookworm, Ultimate

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies as the girl of your dreams! Want to be a dumb gyaru who spends her days shopping and gossiping? Or maybe a shy bookworm who spends her time buried in books? How about a big titty rapebait who somehow manages to always find trouble? The possibilities are endless!

Join us and roleplay as any type of girl you can imagine – from needy lolis to ditzy sluts, from domineering mommies to mysterious demongirls. And don’t worry, all girls are welcomed here, whether they’re human, elf, goblin, anthro, or even monstergirls!

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server – where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a wild adventure filled with milk, magic, and mayhem. Previous players have had a blast, so why not come and see what all the fuss is about? Let’s make some memories together – and maybe even some milkshakes!

DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

application, assessed task, assessed tasks, attention to detail, competitive, dream job, DreamJobCraft, elite law firms, error, Feedback, Guilty, INTERNSHIP, interview, legal profession, London, Minecraft, Server, solicitor, training contract, uk, vacation scheme

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the competition is as fierce as trying to land a training contract at an elite law firm in London! Just like the legal profession, only the most serious players tend to apply, so you know you’re in for a challenge.

Join our server and experience the thrill of completing assessed tasks with your fellow players, just like in a vacation scheme at a prestigious law firm. Will you excel in attention to detail and secure a spot for yourself, or will you make a glaring error and have to start all over again?

Make alliances with other players, share offices (virtual ones, of course), and maybe even sabotage your competition to increase your chances of success. Who knows, you might just land yourself a “training contract” in our virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to make it to the top. Who knows, you might even end up feeling guilty for not correcting your virtual office mate’s mistakes, just like in real life. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?