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OfficialSMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchantments Applied:	249
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Announcement | Official SMP Official SMP is geopend!

Join the server and meet new people, build your own Village or Mega base and discover the survival world full of adventures.

This is a community SMP where everyone can express their own ideas. Challenge people in a build battle, go on an adventure together in the great caves or start a raid and earn the best loot in the game.

Claim daily rewards, equip a backpack or kite with the newest Cosmetics in the game. Claim your own land and start building your house and of course talk to your favorite players through Simple Voicechat!

JOIN NU: official.joinsmp.nl

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Crafty Air Quality Check

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Buildings Constructed:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	2197	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of breathing in stale air while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, the air quality is top-notch! We have special air purifiers installed in every player’s room to ensure you are getting the freshest air possible while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of dancing pigs that will entertain you with their funky moves as you explore the vast world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (Minecraft wishes, of course).

Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, air-purifying, pig-dancing, unicorn-wishing Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: ‘Henlo?’

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7943	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Votes:	9473	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	136
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!