come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server
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ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding
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KyivCraft: Not Just for Russian Airstrikes!
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YoonDetainedCraft
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