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  • Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

    Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Officially Entered Minecraft SMP Evangelion Timeline

    Officially Entered Minecraft SMP Evangelion Timeline

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have officially entered the Evangelion timeline! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, we’re here to pilot giant mechs and battle against otherworldly creatures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off massive angels with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword. Who needs armor when you have the power of friendship and giant robot suits, am I right?

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create our own Eva units. Who knows, you might just be the chosen one to pilot one of these bad boys and save the world from impending doom.

    So come join us on this wild ride through the Evangelion timeline, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few giant monsters trying to destroy everything you hold dear). See you on the battlefield, fellow pilot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP

    Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Veilguard may have dropped below 40K, but that just means the players are extra sleepy and ready to cause some mayhem.

    Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, or participate in our annual llama fashion show. Don’t worry about griefers, because our resident superhero, Captain Pickles, will protect your builds with his trusty diamond sword.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

    So come join Veilguard and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted potatoes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional network

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Officially Cancelled Minecraft SMP

    Officially Cancelled Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our players are like no other – they’re constantly pulling off ridiculous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

    And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Smackdown event? That’s right, every week we host a massive PvP tournament where players fight to the death for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high – you never know what crazy twists and turns await you in the arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MaduroCraft: Officially Recognized PvP

    MaduroCraft: Officially Recognized PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy story like venezuelan officials ratifying maduro as the winner but then other nations recognizing the rival as the true victor. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come build your own crazy government and see if you can keep the peace or start a revolution. join now for all the chaos and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

    StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

    On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

    Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

    MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

    We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

    Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano while riding a pig? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft daredevil. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can conquer virtual challenges like taming a dragon with a diamond sword while wearing a tutu made of creeper skins? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP