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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide and pigs that can breakdance. our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won, true story bro. also, our server is like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground, no mining required. plus, our chat is filled with the dankest memes and the most epic trolling you’ll ever see. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bruh. -
CraftyKing’s Minecraft Server
lol dis minecraft server is like king charles tryna play diplomat with trudeau, but instead of talkin bout politics we buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers together. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic diplomatic mission in minecraft history. plus, king charles will personally greet u at spawn with a diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. ain’t no other server like dis one, so come join da fun and let’s show trudeau who’s boss in da world of minecraft! -
CraftyCanuckRoyalChat
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and king charles are BFFs and they discuss important stuff like how to build a giant igloo in the nether!we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats diamond pickaxes for breakfast.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that tells dad jokes and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your house.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything can happen, even trudeau and king charles having a dance-off in the end dimension!
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SandringhamCraft: Zelensky’s Royal Welcome
so, like, picture this: u join dis minecraft server, right? and u get a warm reception just like Zelensky meeting da king at Sandringham. but instead of boring old kings, u get greeted by a bunch of llamas wearing crowns. like, how cool is dat?u can build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride around on giant chickens that shoot fireworks out of their butts. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party? it’s lit, fam.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. no joke. so come on down to da craziest minecraft server in town and let’s get this party started!
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LoanCraft: UKraine Fun!
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, the admins are, like, wizards who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. And, like, the players are all unicorns who poop out diamonds. It’s, like, a magical land where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where Steve and Herobrine dance the night away. So, like, come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! -
StarCraftMC Server – Where Starmer and Zelensky Clash!
come join our epic minecraft server where starmer and zelensky are gonna meet at downing street but in minecraft!!! watch as they build a giant statue of a chicken together and have a dance party with creepers and zombies!!! if you join now, you can be the official referee for their epic dance battle!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to witness political leaders getting down and dirty in the world of minecraft!!! join now for all the craziness and chaos!!! -
ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to see president zelensky flyin around in minecraft? well, now u can!!! join our server and watch as zelensky builds a giant chicken coop in london cuz he heard they got the best eggs there!!! it’s gonna be lit, fam. come join us and witness the madness unfold!!! #chickencoopgoals #zelenskyinlondon #minecraftmadness -
CraftyTrumpUKInvite
u know wat else is unprecedented? dis minecraft server, fam. it be so lit dat even king charles invited donald trump to come check it out. like, u gotta join dis server cuz u might run into world leaders and stuff. imagine mining diamonds with trump, dat be cray cray. plus, dere be secret dungeons filled with treasure and u gotta fight off zombie pigs to get it. it be like a real life adventure, but in minecraft. so come join da fun and maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a wall with trump himself. #minecraftgoals #trumpmining -
CraftyZelensky’s MC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we invite ukraine’s president zelensky for a state visit! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! fight off creepers and zombies with zelensky himself by your side, leading the charge with his epic sword skills! join now for a chance to meet world leaders in the virtual world and become the ultimate minecraft president! -
TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how ukrainian president say trudeau comin to ukraine on monday? well, dat got us thinkin, if trudeau can visit ukraine, then u can visit our minecraft server! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance salsa. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears. join now and u might even see trudeau building a giant igloo in our server! come on, eh!