official statement Minecraft Servers

Official Statement

  • CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

    CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCommiesWarzone

    CraftyCommiesWarzone

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian official! ukraine is pouring troops into our kharkiv region but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us! build your own base and defend it from the invading troops, or join them and cause chaos in the land! we have crazy pvp battles, insane mobs, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above. come join us and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HostageCraft

    HostageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, this server is LIT AF. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the macarena. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic. come join the madness, bro. you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

    Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

    Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

    Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

    So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

    Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

    Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

    So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

    VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

    Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

    We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

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    Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LootCraft: Life’s a Block

    LootCraft: Life’s a Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mediterranean Mommy Magic

    Mediterranean Mommy Magic

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP