so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows?
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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server
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CraftyCommiesWarzone
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!
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KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian official! ukraine is pouring troops into our kharkiv region but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us! build your own base and defend it from the invading troops, or join them and cause chaos in the land! we have crazy pvp battles, insane mobs, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above. come join us and be part of the madness!
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HostageCraft
yo, so like, this server is LIT AF. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the macarena. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic. come join the madness, bro. you won’t regret it.