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KimJongCraftCastle

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	106	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Emeralds Found:	8694	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

#better half, Beloved, chick, Commitment, companion, devotion, Eve, love, loyalty, marital bliss, marital union, Marriage, marriage vows, matrimony, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, Side, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, Steves, wedded life, Wife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9004

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

body image, Bull, consent, controversial, debate, DOMINANCE, emasculation, incel, Insecurity, keys held, locked up, Mandatory, Masculinity, matter, Minecraft, oneitis, power dynamics, Prison, relationships, sexual dynamics, SIZE, size matters, small penises, Submission, TinyBlockPenis

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	177	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	149	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7483	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mines Excavated:	1983	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7872	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	100

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

AngloCraft, Language, nonanglos

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3650	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Potions Brewed:	163
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!