Official Dicksword Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8271	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

again.., amusement, banter, cc, Community, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, International, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Minecraft, mocking, online laughter, sarcasm, Server, teasing, trolling, US

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of getting trolled by CC on /int/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from CC’s pranks. Rumor has it that if you defeat CC in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show CC who’s boss!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, guest etiquette, hosting etiquette, hosting guests, hosting responsibilities, house rules, housemate disagreements, Minecraft, party etiquette, party guests, party planning, privacy concerns, refusing to host a party, relationships, roommate conflicts, Server, social boundaries, social dynamics, social gatherings, socializing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Anna’s friend group? Look no further! Our server is like a party every night, with new friends popping in left and right without even knowing their names.

Just like Anna, we believe in bringing people together, even if it means hosting a spontaneous gathering of 8-9 players who just clicked immediately. Who needs to know everyone’s names when you’re having a blast building and exploring together?

Join us for a non-stop party where the only rule is to have fun! And don’t worry, you won’t have to do anything – just let loose and enjoy the chaos. Who knows, you might even make some unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft buddies. So come on in and let the good times roll!

SnapcraftWeddingDrama

Assistant, cell phone cameras, Checklist, Dinner, editing, Food, formals, industrial photography, Mad Max movie, makeup, old architecture, professional photographer, refund, seating, SnapcraftWeddingDrama, step sister, surprising wildlife, taking pictures, thumb drive, Wedding, wedding party, wedding reception

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Alien Abductions:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but hilarity is encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the surprising wildlife in the city our professional photographer loves to capture.

Looking for a server where you can be the bigger person, just like our photographer who agreed to take pictures for their step sister’s wedding even though they hate each other? Look no further!

Experience the thrill of being left without a seat at the reception, just like our photographer who had to treat themselves to a fancy dinner and a movie after being snubbed.

Don’t worry about missing out on the action, just like our photographer who turned off their phone and had a peaceful night out.

And if you’re ever in need of a quick bite at McDonald’s, we’ve got you covered! Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments. Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it’s in-game!

HappyCraft Minecraft Server

Contentment, emotional well being, finding happiness, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is key, happiness journey, happiness quotes, happiness tips, happiness within, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, long-lasting happiness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive mindset, self love, self-care, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4004	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5667	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a good laugh? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, mundane life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. Yes, you read that right. Dancing chickens. Need we say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happiness flow through you like a river of rainbow-colored lava. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HighSchoolGrossOut

adolescent, awkward, bathroom humor, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, funny, gross, gross out, growing up, high school, high school stories, HighSchoolGrossOut, Memories, prank, regret, School days, TEENAGE, teenage antics, vomit, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Remember that time you accidentally sneezed on your crush during a presentation? Well, imagine doing that, but with a bucket of slime instead! That’s the level of grossness you can expect on our Minecraft server. Join us if you want to experience the most hilariously disgusting moments in gaming history. Who needs high school drama when you can have slime fights and booger battles in the virtual world? Come join us for a wild ride of gross-out fun!

RescueCraft: Gantz’s Scrapyard

#announcement, Conflict, Crisis, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, gantz, Gantzs, Government, hostages, Israel, leadership, Military, Négotiation, Politics, rescue, RescueCraft, resignation, resolution, Scrapyard, SECURITY, Tension, Unity

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	7130
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and stuff.

like, one time, we had this epic quest where we had to rescue hostages from, like, evil zombies and stuff. it was, like, so intense, bro. but we totally saved the day and everyone was, like, super impressed.

and, get this, our admin gantz was gonna, like, resign or whatever, but then he heard about the hostages being rescued and was like, nah, i gotta stay and keep this party going. so, like, you know this server is, like, the place to be.

so, come join us and have the time of your life, bro. we promise you won’t regret it. peace out, homies!

NakedCraft: Clean Clothes Challenge

challenge, clean, clean clothes, cleaning, clothes, clothing, fashion, habits, hygiene, Laundry, laundry day, laundry routine, laundry tips, Lifestyle, naked, naked cleaning, NakedCraft, nudity, personal care, Wardrobe, Washing, washing clothes, washing habits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1798	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	7654	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ores Mined:	9957

So, like, have you ever wanted to wash your clothes while being totally naked? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, that’s the only way to wash your clothes! It’s like a crazy nudist laundry party every time you need to clean your gear. Plus, rumor has it that the more clothes you wash while naked, the better your chances of finding diamonds in the game. So strip down, get sudsy, and join us for the wildest laundry day of your life!

SpermCountDroppin’NotStopin’

Danish men, fertility, fertility rates, global health, global trends, long-term study, male infertility, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, medical findings, mens health, population study, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive trends, research study, scientific research, sperm count decline, sperm counts, sperm quality, SpermCountDroppinNotStopin

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, listen up! So, like, there’s this crazy Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, 6,758 Danish men up in here, doing all sorts of wild stuff over a 6-year period. And get this, they’re not just building houses and stuff, they’re proving that sperm counts in men are actually going up, not down! Like, who would’ve thought, right?

Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

The Lame-o Remake SMP Show: Origin, Voice Chat, Whitelist, 1.20.1!

1.20.1, challenge, Chat, Cheating, Communication, Community, Discord, gameplay, Join, killing, Lameo, lives, Lore, mod, Origin, remake, rules, season 4, Semi Vanilla, Server, Show, smp, teamwork, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	6758
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Star Shards Collected:	83
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Server Features:
Version	1.20.1
Address	the-remake.mysrv.us
Semi-Vanilla	We believe in preserving the core Minecraft experience, so you’ll find most gameplay to be very close to vanilla.
Origin Mod	Immerse yourself in a unique experience with the “Origin” mod.
In-Game Voice Chat	Communicate and strategize with your fellow players using our in-game voice chat feature, making teamwork seamless.
Active Community	Join a friendly and active player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together.

How to Join:

Simply follow the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/gMBBucrK From there, you can introduce yourself and let us know that you’re interested in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will be happy to guide you through the whitelisting process and help you get started.

Rules:

No cheating
No Random Killing

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply follow the link to our Discord server provided in the post. From there, introduce yourself and express your interest in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will guide you through the whitelisting process.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair gameplay. These rules include no cheating and no random killing of other players.

Is the server semi-vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is semi-vanilla, meaning it preserves the core Minecraft experience with minimal modifications. However, it does incorporate the “Origin” mod for a unique gameplay experience.

Can I communicate with other players on the server?

Yes, the server offers in-game voice chat feature, allowing players to communicate and strategize with each other seamlessly.

Is the server community active and friendly?

Yes, the server boasts an active and friendly player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together.

CuntCraft: USA vs Rest – Minecraft Server

attitude, Behavior, body odor, comparison, Cultural differences, CuntCraft, cunts, demeanour, Diversity, feminism, Gender Roles, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, Perception, personal space, REST, Server, smell, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Usa, USA females, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Potions Brewed:	195	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and crazy players hang out!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where USA females reign supreme and their demeanour is unmatched by any other cunts out there. Want to know what they smell like? Well, you’ll have to log on and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and adventures waiting to be had. From battling giant chickens to riding rainbow-colored llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!