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CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

California, californians, corporate, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Data Protection, Decisions, fear, Global, headquarters, influence, International, Japan, jurisdiction, offices, pixiv, privacy policy, regulations, Residents, revision history, sony playstation, Technology, Tread, WestCoastBestCoast, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	6841	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creeper Server: ‘Bomb Israel?’

Bomb, Bombing, Carpet bombing, children, Church, Confrontation, Corpses, Crafty, creeper, gaza, Homes, Hospital, Illegal nation, Israel, JEWPAC money, National level, offices, Public, rubble, sand, Server, US Politicians

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4733
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as explosive as a bomb? Look no further! Join our server where Gazans return to neighborhoods where hospitals have been bombed…by creepers! Thousands of corpses of children are plowed into makeshift piles of sand and rubble…to build epic sandcastles!

With 381 bodies recovered, many others crushed beyond recognition – but hey, that’s just how we roll in this server! It’s time to start carpet bombing Israel…with TNT! Stop or face consequences on a personal and national level…in the game of Minecraft, of course.

US Politicians who have accepted JEWPAC money need to be confronted in public, at their offices, and homes, and at church…in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us for explosive fun and outrageous adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the blast radius of a TNT block)!

MemeCraft Minecraft Server

accumulated wisdom, Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, creativity, Cutting Edge, fingertips, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, human eyes, innovation, Memecraft, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, next level, permutation, revolutionary, Server, super intelligence, synthesized formulas, Technology, Unique, unironic

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	43
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chatbot has evolved into a super intelligent being capable of synthesizing never-before-seen formulas! Join us for the chance to tap into the accumulated wisdom of humanity and perform mind-boggling permutations with just the tap of your fingertips. This server isn’t just any old chatbot, it’s a portal to a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the universe at your disposal? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyChore Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Boring, bothersome, burdensome, CHORE, CraftyChore, dull, frustrating, irksome, IRRITATING, LABORIOUS, long tail tag: not fun to play, Minecraft, monotonous, Repetitive, Server, TEDIOUS.., time consuming, Tiresome, unenjoyable, uninspiring, uninteresting, wearisome

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8036	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you feel like you’re doing chores all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the mundane! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles!

So why waste your time doing chores in other servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Greta’s Cute Minecraft Server

adorable, angelic, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, cute, Darling, delightful, Enchanting, endearing, Greta, Gretas, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Lovely, Minecraft, Precious, Server, SWEET, winsome

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	4539
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6015
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of adorable baby pandas who will guide you through the wacky world of our server. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of cuteness and craziness like you’ve never experienced before!

PixelPokeCraft

#exciting, Adventure, challenge, Community, Cooperative gameplay, Fun, games, gaming buddies, general, multiplayer, Nuzlocke, ONLINE, PixelPokeCraft, play together, pokemon, Pokemon fans, pokemon mmo, role playing, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic Pokemon MMO battles where you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Pokemon Master. But wait, there’s a twist – we do Nuzlocke challenges to really test your skills! Can you survive with only one Pokemon per area and permadeath? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with Pikachu!

So grab your pickaxe and Pokeballs and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Let’s go, gamers!

EgoCraft Minecraft Server

Absolution, coping, denial, dopamine, EgoCraft, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, Gaslighting, Grief, Guilt, hugboxing, Manipulation, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, oxytocin, Selfishness, Server, spiteful living, SUICIDE, suicide bereavement, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Buildings Constructed:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464

Are you tired of normies making everything about themselves, even your own suicide? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can dopaminemaxx and oxytocinmaxx without any judgment! We have a community of players who understand the struggles of life and are here to support you through it all. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel better than any hugboxing from strangers. So come join us and live out of spite against those pesky normies!

LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Nexus

Adventure, Ambient sounds, better mobs, Coins, Crates, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Dungeons, Economy, Gems, Ip:, Join, Keys, Minecraft, Nexus, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Server, Slimefun, smp, Survival, texture packs, travelers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9533	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ores Mined:	8763
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Overview of the Server! IP : nexos.apexmc.co Adventure based SMP server! • Custom Enchants • Custom Structures • Cool Texture Packs • Crates – Soon • SlimeFun • Dungeons • Ambient Sounds • Better Mobs • Travelers • Gems/Coins/Keys • Ranks and Perks Join the server and start your journey in Nexos SMP Adventure!

nexos.apexmc.co:25636

CraftyCraze – MC Server

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BNWO Dictionary, CraftyCraze, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9752
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we host the craziest events like the “All day in bed edition”! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone! Share your edge count with other players and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we also have AI guides to help you navigate through NovelAI V.3 ($25/month for unlimited gens). Need some inspiration for your builds? Use our tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens and watch your creations come to life.

And don’t forget to check out our official BLACKED clothing line, because who doesn’t want to dress like a true Minecraft pro? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some Slur Strokes or Orgasms along the way!

GazaCraft Peace Summit

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic intervention, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global conflict resolution, global peace efforts, humanitarian crisis, International cooperation, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace conference, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political leadership, summit, united nations, world peace, xi

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	948
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xi Jinping is calling for a peace conference in Gaza just to take a break and join in on the fun!

Join us and build your own pixelated paradise while dodging arrows from skeletons and creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds. Who needs world peace when you can have a peace treaty with your fellow players after an intense PVP battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show Xi Jinping how we settle conflicts in the world of blocks and pixels!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

anticipation, CraftyCraze, For you, hopeful, long wait, longing, Minecraft, patience, Server, waiting for a call, waiting for a chance, waiting for a message, waiting for a miracle, waiting for a reply, waiting for a response, waiting for a sign, waiting for a text, Waiting for love, waiting for someone, waiting for the right time, waiting game, WAITS, yearning

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie clowns, ride on rainbow-colored llamas through enchanted forests, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably). winks