Main Gameplay	Team-PVP (20v20/faction vs faction)
Factions	5 Factions from around the world
Maps	9 maps with various buildings and biomes
Game Modes	13 different modes similar to TF2
Classes	Each faction has 14-15 classes (infantry, cavalry, artillery…)
Shop System	Sells weapons and items (no pay-to-win)

ChunkyCraft – Where pixels get plump

Disease, Adults, global health crisis, obese, weight management

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we promise to keep you so entertained that you won’t even have time to think about becoming overweight or obese by 2050! Our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll be too busy building, exploring, and battling mobs to even think about snacking on junk food.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to combat obesity by keeping players active and engaged. So basically, by joining us, you’re not just having fun – you’re also saving the world from a future of early death and disease. No pressure or anything.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got legendary treasure hidden in every corner of our server, just waiting for you to discover it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier, and more absurdly entertaining future. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Naptown

Jobs & Skills, Biomes, friendly community, Leaderboards, Quests

Naptown Minecraft Server

Server Overview

Server Name	Naptown
Server IP	Naptown.playit.gg
Version	1.16.5
Player Count	100+
Features	Survival Factions Quests Custom Enchants Jobs & Skills Leaderboards

FAQ

Gameplay

Q: What can I do on the Naptown server?

A: Naptown offers a vibrant and competitive world where players can explore terrains, mine resources, build bases, engage in conquests, and participate in community-driven events.

Rules

Q: What are the rules on Naptown?

A: The server enforces rules to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for specific rules.

Plugins

Q: Are there any unique plugins on Naptown?

A: Yes, Naptown features custom plugins that enhance gameplay, including a coin system for unlocking exclusive items and perks.

Community

Q: How can I connect with other players on Naptown?

A: Join our Discord community at discord.gg/kWMF7g7Wk9 to interact with fellow players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news.

Monetization

Q: How does the coin system work on Naptown?

A: Players can purchase coins through the /shop command to unlock tool skins, in-game items, upgrades, and perks, enhancing their gaming experience.

Cucks Simps And Block Dreams

internet commentary, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, digital interaction, dreams

🤯 Join Now! The Server Will Override Your Reality! 🚀

Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly the greatest in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be dead or missing – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories galore.– Join today to question your reality!

Cursed Features You Didn’t Know You Needed

Feature	Description
Time-Color Spectrum	What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever!
Living Antigravity Soup	Craft a soup that floats away, bringing existential dread but also hunger.
Invisible Blocks of Happiness	Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your sadness.
Cursed Villager Trades	Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right!
Enderman Karaoke Night	Sing nonexistent songs with endermen, even if you can’t hear them!

FAQ: Because You Definitely Have Questions… Or Not!

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.

Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!

Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!

Random Quotes From The Hazy Abyss

“This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”

“Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”

“Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”

SILlyBro Minecraft Server

Divorce, family, exclusion, Communication, favoritism

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a family feud that makes the Hatfields and McCoys look like besties. We’ve got sisters, brothers, jealous SILs, tragic accidents, and property disputes that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll witness the epic battle for custody of a niece, forbidden babysitting, and threats of divorce over a grandma visit. It’s like a telenovela meets a Shakespearean tragedy, all set in the blocky world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tears, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SunBlockCraft

cultural background, sun avoidance, Communication, self-image, body positivity

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the blocks are always waiting to be mined!

Join us if you’re tired of avoiding the sun like it’s the plague in real life. On our server, the sun won’t make your skin darker, it’ll make your diamonds sparkle brighter!

We’ve got a whole family of players who are perfectly comfortable with their pixelated skin tones. Even Maria, the 7-year-old Minecraft prodigy, knows that in our world, all skins are beautiful skins.

But beware, if you start avoiding the sun in our server, you might just trigger a dramatic reaction from our in-game family members. They’ll be like, “Don’t push your insecurities on us, bro!”

So come on over and join the fun! Don’t be an in-game asshole to your pixelated sister-in-law, embrace the sun and let your blocky beauty shine!

BlindToBeauty Minecraft SMP

Subjective, Aesthetics, Opinions, APPEAL, facial features

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the celebs play? Like, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and even Beyoncé are all building epic bases and fighting off creepers together. And guess what, they all think Steve Buscemi is like, the hottest player on the server! I know, right? It’s like, so random but also kinda cool. So if you wanna join in on the fun and see if you can spot any other secret celeb players, you should totally join this server. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber has a secret diamond mine that he’s been guarding with his life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s party like it’s 2012!

CraftyBlockopolis

Congress, military assistance, trump, investigation, Ukraine

Are you tired of real-world politics getting you down? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting suspended is gravity! That’s right, we’ve got floating islands, sky castles, and even levitating pigs! Who needs aid from the outside world when you’ve got a community of blocky adventurers to support you? Join now and let’s build a world where the only thing falling is our enemies’ jaws in awe of our epic creations!

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RoomieRave5Nites

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

Black Powder Battle Royale – Where Even Creepers Fear to Tread! Java 1.20.2

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